You just rekt my anal cavity and I don't appreciate it m8. I already have the sexual harassment from other Warlocks and now this! Plz stop!
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Shhhh shhhhh it's okay. Just go to sleep
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*stabs jugular with tranquilizer dart* k bb
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I don't know what to do about that
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Let it happen
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That's what dad used to say to me
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You know. Losing my virginity was a lot like learning to ride my bike. My dad was holding me from behind.
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I had a rough first time with my girlfriend. We got done and I said "you were just like dad!"