Dregs, Vandals, Captains, Servitors, Shanks, Archons, and Kells; I have called this family meeting together in preparation and celebration for the assassination of the Queen's Royal Gaurd. We will break away from her rule and once again become our own royalty. We shall march upon the bodies of the enemies that dare challenge us. We shall leave none standing. The Vex and the Cabal are no friends of ours, and by no means shall we let them live, lest they beg and plead for their lives and present their loyalty to our cause. We will not be stopped. We will not be shaken. Guardians, prepare yourselves. For you kill one from our pack, and two will take its place. You will hear the screams of agony coming from your fellow warriors, and the howls of our victorious soldiers. You will face... The House of Wolves.
Now brethren, take heed. We shall drink our beer extracted from Spinmetal, and we shall eat the Ether Seeds provided by the dregs as we indulge ourselves in this momentous mark in which we have made in the pages of history. There shall be ladies of the northern packs, as well as ones from the cosmodrome. They shall be available unto you and we shall thank them with our ways of old.
Bring what you may my comrades, let the ecstasy increase, and the fun commence!
Tonight... We feast.
Announcements:
Crota has lended his armies for the support of our cause. Make the Hive feel welcome.
evanm is now a Kell.
Randal The Vandal is now a heretic and is ordered to be shot on sight!
A lot of guardians are showing up.... Rid them all!