>Just graduated from highschool
>Eating at restaurant with friends as celebration
>Tfwhotchickssittingnearus.jpg
>Figure I might as well go for the least hot because beta as f*ck
>Up I go towards their table
>Excited friends cheering me on cos I've always been beta
>Look at them, chicken out, sit down again
>C'mon, you just graduated, grow some balls
>Aw dude you better fuggin' do this
>Not gonna chicken out, I'll do it
>Talk to grill
>Make Alpha move by simply giving her my number
>Exit restaurant with friends
>Likeaboss.gif
>Tell friends and family about it because I'm now alpha
>Several hours later
>Text message from 666-6969
>Eyebrow raised as I read the text message
>Erm, hi, you gave me your number
>Literally feeling Alpha as f*ck right now
>Before being able to answer back, receive another text
>Erm, I have something to say before anything
>All kinds of questions arrive as to what she means
>Must be something important?
>She sends text saying "read first letter of every sentence"
This is my alt btw. <3 you guys.
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I'll tell you a little story called "The Ugly Barnacle": Once there was a very ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everybody died. The End.