originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
and tie up uour shoes strings
*you get tirpped off**
:D
*runs back to the dojo*
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... SALAZAR!
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ALLAFART ACKBAR! *detonates the stinky vest*
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*is now exceptionally stinky, and leaves to go shower*
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*rgabs you aand drags you to the shower room*
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*was already in the showers*
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*steps away*
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*comes out not smelly*
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*ambushes and shoves a MAxican Burrito up your mouth* now youle get explsoive diarrea MAUHAHAHAHHA! *rusn cuase that diarrea OUCH*
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*does not swallow burrito, and spits it out at you*
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*dodges burrito and throws cake at face*
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*consumes the cake and tosses incredibly hot Hot Pockets back*
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*protcets himself* DEATH CHILE! *throws a nuclear pepper at the ground*
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*defends with dairy products*