The 9 Divines are so fake. If they were real higher beings we'd know it cause they'd do stuff, but do you see them do anything? Do you see them speak to you through a door, or give you a mace for beating a priest? Have you ever seen one give you a ring for eating a guy? Daedras are the real Gods, they actually do stuff that proves their existence.
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You know, I was there for that whole sordid affair. Marvelous times! The gates, the shrine, oh! And who could forget that Martin fellow! He and Mehrunes sure put on a great show! Heheheeee, puny little mortal. That Martin fellow? Turned into a big, yellow, shiny wing thingy! I think it was a banana... NO! It was... [i]Divine.[/i]