Just back from California.
6 codes...
Funniest replies will get them in order.
(Really do have them if you need a pic)
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What's 6.9? [spoiler]A really good thing ruined by a period.[/spoiler]
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Why did the man fall off his bike? [spoiler]Somebody threw a washing machine at him.[/spoiler]
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I'm 6 foot 3 inches... Those are two measurements :(
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Two potatoes are standing on the corner. How do you know witch one is the prostitute? [spoiler]The one that has Idaho stamped on it[/spoiler]
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Why are camels called the ships of the desert? Cuz they're filled with Arab seamen
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Wanna hear a joke eh, well here we go........................................................................................ Luke Smith
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Edited by Billson1515: 6/25/2015 9:31:09 PMWhy Don't you have sex with the Templar? he has harpies
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A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough"
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Id tell you a Gjallahorn Joke.... But you wouldn't get it. :)
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What is a hippo with crocs? A Hippocroctamus Lol no? Well this is wired
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My gf is like my Gjallarhorn [spoiler]I have 3[/spoiler]
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What is the Icebreaker very similar too? A penis. It only has six shots, and takes forever to recharge.
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What happens when you date shanks? You get harpies. ;)
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Funniest comment
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Many many dicks
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Justin Bieber is a great and talented young man.
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One day,little Timmy was at school and heard the word “shit”. He went home and asked his dad for the definition and he promptly told him “coats and jackets”. Timmy went to school the next day and heard the word “-blam!-ing”, and for a second time, asked his father what it meant. His father promptly said “cooking”. Then,he returned to school the third day and heard the words “bitches and hoes”. He went home and his father told him it meant “grandpa and grandma”. Later,on Thanksgiving night,his grandparents came over. Timmy answered the door with glee and says: “Hey bitches and hoes! I’ll take your shit to the closet cause dad’s in the kitchen -blam!-ing the turkey!"
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Relevant: Vagina Impossible Harry Potter and the Chamber of Vaginas Raiders of the Lost Vagina Vagina the 13th The Vagina in the Woods ^modified movie titles
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Pm me pic just to make sure. Make sure I can see code
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He's not stupid lol
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Pics or fake and gay