originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
[MESSAGE INTERCEPTED]
...///SENDER: [4$/)5=$13! ,4&1*%-! )5'$! 1$2$)&,$40! 65))! .*5)1! -#$! )/'8*/8$03!
(4/+$6&4;0!/'----- Terminated due to possible Total Event Collapse by existence of infinity in Restriction Zone], RECIPIENT: [Sol Collective].
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[i]///Heathen. Filth. Unworthy. Where do I start,[/i] [Untranslatable by human standards][i]? You were given a simple task: Convert the heathen. Eradicate the unworthy. There is no neutral ground, do you not understand this? It is black and white. No gray, no brown, red, yellow, violet,[/i] [U.B.H.S.][i], no color whatsoever. Black. White. That was it.
And yet I look before me, and I see... This. You sympathize with Organic scum, unwilling to convert, unwilling to see the light. Vulcan's Light.
As of now, the Sol Collective is deemed unfit for sole possession of duty within this dimensional axis. I'm sending in the Umbral Solarium division.
Perhaps they can get the job done.///[/i]
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English
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... But, but The Flying Spaghetti Monster...
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Praise him May he bless us with his noodely appendage
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Never forget that he boiled for our sins.
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My flood God list [spoiler]gaben FSM Shrek Magikarp[/spoiler]
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Tht ain't nice
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[b]starts patrols of the solar system An ambush fleet move to Saturn[/b]
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[b]over command note this and send it to allies [/b]
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Convert... Um... No
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>Converted a while ago >Convert again?