originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
The shop....is open!!!!
HELLO! I am inflatablepants. And my glorious shop is open once again!
You may choose from one of my seemingly endless supply of unique enchanted pants! These pants will grant you unique powers that will bound to you when you wear them....
So! Come to me now...and get your pair of pants....today.....
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[b]Pulls out a ring, and 8 stones[/b] "The ring... Allows momentary flight (1 turn) ... The stones will teleport you when thrown..."
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OOOOOOOOOO!!!!! I like it!
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[b]Holds them out to you[/b]
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Thank you! Pleasure doing business!
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"You as well."
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*perches on your head* buy one get a free Pepe!!
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That...IS SUCH A GOOD IDEA!!!
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Can I get pants that let me jump higher?
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Yes! *digs through pants* Here we go.... *gives you a pair of blue pants. Pretty basic. But they seem to have some kind of magnetic field at the ankles* These will allow you to jump 2 metres higher. I use them all the time! Very useful for jumping building to building or doing parkour.
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Thanks
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Payment?
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What do you want payment in?
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Preferably goods you find on your adventures. A trade system of you will.
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Will you be on the deadpool expedition?
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Edited by Inflatablepants: 6/25/2015 3:37:42 PMIdk I don't think I would be active enough. Tell you what...go on the expedition then bring me back something. You can keep the pants till then.
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That's what o was thinking, what should I be on the lookout for?
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Fabrics,things with magical properties. That sort of thing.
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Alright, will do
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Can I have pants of eternal fire?
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Hmmmmm.......define "eternal fire."
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Pants that will eternally be on fire.
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Ah. For decoration or for deadliness?
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For deadliness of course
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Ah. I see. *digs through bag* Here we are... *hands you a pair of dark red pants. They seem to already be warm when you touch them.* These will grant you what you seek. They will be set ablaze in combat to your will. And it will make you a tricky opponent for those who fight you. For you will burn them. But the flames must die down if they are burning for too long. [spoiler]I can't have people become OP in combat. Sorry if this isn't what you really wanted.[/spoiler]
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*Shadow jumps down and runs over* "Meee!!!!! I want one!!!! Whatcha got?"