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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
6/24/2015 11:41:55 PM
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The shop....is open!!!!
HELLO! I am inflatablepants. And my glorious shop is open once again!
You may choose from one of my seemingly endless supply of unique enchanted pants! These pants will grant you unique powers that will bound to you when you wear them....
So! Come to me now...and get your pair of pants....today.....
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I could take some new pants.
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AH! Indeed! You must exchange the other ones in of course. You have the bonus agility pants correct?
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I thought I had the pants that activates a shield. But it goes away in one turn and I can only use it every 5 turns.
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Oh yes! Silly me! Anywho what do you wish to exchange them for?
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*Is waiting*
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Aha! Here we are! *hands you a pair of pants. Kind of a jamble of things.* This will grant you what you seek! Nothing will crush you,Hurt your feelings and generally screw you over! But I would recommend using them only when you need to. They may make you seem like an emotionless robot! HA!
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"Just like my mother!!!!" *Takes pants, throws them into a rift* "What? Did you expect me to change into them in front of you?" *Jumps into rift, rift closes*
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I did know a woman who did....
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*Sithis and Galdeo teleport in to the store* Galdeo: I will never get used to that will I? Sithis: Unless you learn the spell no. Galdeo: That will be bad considering my only magic is opening a portal to my side of the realm we made and turning into a werewolf. Sithis: True...... but anyway hello pants its been a while and meet Galdeo he is a new edition to the dojo and I took him under my wing. [spoiler]Galdeo is my new character I use other than Sithis.[/spoiler]
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Well hello! What was that about spell work?
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Sithis: Oh me and Galdeo made our own realm with a spell but opening a portal ia tge only magyk he can use. Galdeo: Magic not Magyk...... but anyway whar ge is saying is true but im a tanky warrior most of the time until I turn into a werewolf.
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Well you sound like a companion if I had any say in it!
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Sithis:yeah...... anyway want to see the realm we create?
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Edited by Inflatablepants: 6/26/2015 7:22:08 PMUhhhhh..... I think I'll pass.... Thank you though....
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Sithis: suit yourself.
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I need new anti explosive pants. a little more durable
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What happened to the other ones?
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Explosive diarrea.....mexican sized
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Eh....that's gross... Well....only one type of pants exist. I can't simply make another it would destroy the balance of things.
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soc ant you jsut patch up th eold one and add a red tourgue camo?
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Well.... It would be great if you could clean them up first....
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Done....but just in case use a gas nask
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I'm sure I'll be alright.... .....ok... *cracks knuckles* Give me a little while.
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ok. call me when they done
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SAL! I have them!
