Hey guys tell your best Helen Keller jokes right here!
Here's mine:
How did Helen Keller break her arm when she was driving? [spoiler]she tried to read the stop sign xD[/spoiler]
Try to make them relatively clean...
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Edited by Vix: 6/26/2015 6:05:38 AMHellen Keller walked into a bar...[spoiler]...and then a table...[/spoiler][spoiler]...and then a chair.[/spoiler]
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How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her?[spoiler]They rearrange the furniture[/spoiler]
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I can't see any of these jokes being actually funny.
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Edited by Donkey_Hotay: 6/24/2015 8:11:05 PMHow did Helen Keller burn her face? [spoiler]The phone rang and and answered the iron[/spoiler] Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? [spoiler]Because she was a woman.[/spoiler]
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What did Hellen Keller say when someone walked up to her with a knife? [spoiler]NOTHING, BECAUSE SHE KEPT WALKING INTO THE KNIFE![/spoiler]
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http://helenkellersimulator.org/
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Edited by Terible Speling: 6/24/2015 8:02:33 PMWhat did Helen Keller name her dog? [spoiler]muuuuftdghfvbgnnb!!![/spoiler]
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Edited by HarmlessOldMan: 6/24/2015 7:59:28 PMHow did Hellen Keller walk off a cliff? [spoiler]she was f[u]u[/u]cking blind[/spoiler]
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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? [spoiler]Because she was woman![/spoiler]
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Every Friday is Black Friday for Helen Keller.
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How does Helen Keller drive? [spoiler]She doesn't because she's dead.[/spoiler]
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I have 2. what's the best way to punish Helen Keller [spoiler]move the furniture[/spoiler] Did u know Helen Keller had a dog[spoiler]neither did she[/spoiler]
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Did you hear about Helen Keller's tree house? [spoiler]neither did she[/spoiler]
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You guys are horrible I'm glad she cant hear this
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Why was Hellen Keller's belly button sore. [spoiler]Her Boyfriend was blind to.[/spoiler]
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Helen Keller walks into a bar [spoiler]& a table, & a chair[/spoiler]
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Edited by Shelby: 6/24/2015 4:38:22 PMHow did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Rearranging the furniture[spoiler]or, putting a plunger stick side up in the toilet[/spoiler]