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With the history book

WHY

Because history

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Here's a little something to remind u of UR history sins Well, it all started in 3245 A.D. When a Russian scientist finally thought he knew the final ingredient to finally solve pongs inigma, what is pong? The final ingredient was called pongtonium and he knew he needed to get his hands on it. The only problem was that pongtonium only existed in 1971 A.D. Since by now it had all decayed into lead. Oh by the way the scientists name is bob, forgot to mention that. So he did the only thing he could have done, he built a time machine. Time machines are pretty easily built in his era. So he made it and traveled back to 1971 where the pongtonium was. Since he did his research he knew where the pongtonium was found. He also knew pongtonium was very unpredictable and could cause thing to happen for unknown reasons. When he found his pongtonium he quickly went back to his hot dog time machine. However, while he was traveling back to his time the pongtonium began to act weird and all of a sudden a neon plad lighting bolt shot out of it and zapped the time machine. The time machine broke and had him stuck on Cuba 1962 A.D. The time of the missile crisis. He was actually right next to Castro's room. Castro was the dictator of Cuba and was known not to be nice. All of a sudden Castro came out of his room and saw bob. He ran at him with a knife and then all of a sudden the pongtonium started to act up again and it switched their bodies. So bob was in Castro's body and Castro was in his body. Alas, bobs body was stabbed and dead on the floor, so bob was stuck in Castro's body. He didn't know what to do and it was getting late, so he went to sleep. In the morning when he got out of bed, he thought he'd try the time machine again but that wasn't a good idea. It ended up teleporting his to JFK's office in the White House. As soon as JFK saw him he got into a brawl with him. All of a sudden the pongtonium teleported them into the bodies of the players in the 1964 pong champion ship. They the. Knew what to do, the Duked it out pong style. The fight was intense, it was sudden death, score tied and it was bobs serve. He then completely missed his shot and lost. It was at that moment that bobs body turned back into Castro's body and he levitated into the air, the pongtonium began to glow and bob explode in a pongtonium explosion, wiping everyone's memory and teleported JFK back the White House. And bob never saw his wife again

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It's this or history