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What do you want this time johnny boy?
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YOUR JOBS! YOUR CHILDREN! YOUR VERY [b][i]LIVEEEESSSSS[/i][/b]
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Damnit I thought you were Johnny not Obama!
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Hello, my fellow Americans. I'm here today to kick some alien ass and take control back over the Earth. Here, I present to you, your new captain. Now, let's go senselessly beat the shit out of some tribal mother-blam!-ers. Thank you. [spoiler]read in Obama voice[/spoiler]
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...*pulls out blaster pistol* "everyone knows Obama caused the second American civil war after Forcing his fourth term. So why would you use his name and threaten our republic as well as our tribal allies who are assisting us in colonizing earth?"
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BITCH IMMA FUKN HOLOGRAM BITCH AYY WATCH OUT FOR JOHNNY HOE
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*sets off a handheld emp that kills the hologran* that's enough of that
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Please form an orderly queue and have form 375j-3t-replacement protocol filled out and notarized. We here at the department of people management appreciate your cooperation.
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Son, do you know who you're talkin to?
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I move for no man. [spoiler]read in the voice of the black knight from Monty Python [/spoiler]
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Back again.
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Shady's back.
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Tell a friend.