Have you sent a dick pick? The NSA knows if you have. And there's a chance they've seen it. Edward Snowden explains why they do and how they do.
Edit: http://cantheyseemydick.com
This website was inspired by the interview and tells you what what government program allows the NSA to see your dick.
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On a semi related note. In this one Olivers says that a person who has been a victim of revenge porn can claim copyright ownership of their pictures/video (which was uploaded by someone as revenge) by sending in nude photos of themselves to the government. The government really wants nude photos of us and it isn't a conspiracy theory.