Okay, I can't stand this anymore...
I've tried to enjoy this game, I really have. But I can no longer stand idly by, and listen to people go on about how amazing this game is when in reality is, it is not. Destiny is completely and utterly unrealistic. Furthermore it is glaringly obvious that Bungie's research division team was too lazy to do any actual or thorough scientific research that is usually required when creating a game that focuses on interplanetary gameplay.
I mean, how do they sleep at night? How do they even maintain any integrity or self-respect? It's all a sham. It's all a lie. Bungie has never even travelled to the Moon, so how in the hell can they say with absolute certainty, that creatures similar to The Hive even live there? They're just making shit up! Have the visited any bases on the Moon? I bloody doubt it! And that's just Earth's satellite! How about all the other planets they fabricated?
They included Milky Way planets in Destiny... Planets that we know no one has ever been to, and then without ever actually exploring these planets in real life, they created a completely made-up computer generated universe which is nowhere even remotely close the one we live in. No one has even seen the surface of Venus with their own eyes, and you just expect us to believe that you somehow managed to find out that some time-travelling, interdimensional psychopathic cycloptic robots live there? What the hell do you take us for? Morons? You think you can just spoon-feed us your shitty, filthy lies?
Don't even get me started on the special abilities, either. Giving my character the ability to shoot fire from his hands, or a giant purple ectoplasm ball? Scientifically speaking, the sheer amount of energy required in the concentrated form of the human body, or even an Awoken or Exo body, would literally cause your very own cellular matter to break down at the atomic level after you'd defecated yourself. And then your DNA combined with a myriad of other fluids and feces would implode inwards like a dying planet before you - now in the form of a fine mist - exploded outwards all over your fellow teammates, colouring them shocked and scarred for the rest of their lives while now also living with the constant and crippling fear of pushing R1 and L1 at the same time.
No one bought NASA's lies and deceit when Louis Armstrong supposedly landed on the moon playing the trumpet, and no one is going to believe that you guys actually studied realistic elements of space exploration or visited other planets. Nor will they believe you had some magical foresight into the future to know how our world will evolve and as such you will never be able to create the realistic and gritty gaming experience that people actually want.
Hawkmoon is literally the single most realistic weapon/feature in the entire game. That is the only thing you did right.
-
Didn't feel like reading the whole thing. I hope there was a line tucked away in there about this being a joke. Otherwise, you are really -blam!-ing stupid
-
When you kill an enemy, he drops some ammo for your weapons.. Wtf ??? That's so unrealistic :-0 !
-
-
Unicorns fart rainbows.
-
-
Good laugh cheers
-
Hilarious... Thanks for the laugh!
-
VIDEO GAMES is supposed to be realistic? Transformers really exist
-
Edited by Kawaii Whale: 6/24/2015 6:25:23 PMGR8 M8
-
Umm, what else can anyone say apart from IT IS A GAME! If you want a simulator go buy one...
-
louis armstrong holy shit im rolling on the floor
-
If you wanted to say how good hawkmoon is why didn't you just say it XD
-
This game takes place hundreds of years in the future where a advanced alien technology helps us advance and become better. It makes since because it is the future they made Which is whatever they want it to be
-
People are taking this seriously? Lmfao! Good job sir!
-
[b] [/b]
-
This was... Fantastic xD
-
A game based on the idea that some time far in the future some all power being changed parts of the solar system is supposed to be realistic l????
-
Its a game that has lore relating to terraforming planets, aliens, and the fact its oh... I dunno... 700 or so years in the future? Of course its not realistic :/ its a universe that downright contradicts realism :/
-
Favourite post on the forums tbh
-
I like how you put #notsatire so you could rustle up some jimmies for your boredom. [spoiler]I approve[/spoiler]
-
Edited by eV Razer: 6/24/2015 6:07:57 PM
-
Well thanks man I totally agree. Fiction games have to be the closest thing to reality.[spoiler]lol not really. You are stupid[/spoiler]
-
Lost it at Louis Armstrong hahaha
-
Ummm... Is a video game dude
-
I think you actually are the stupidest person I have ever seen... If this is not a satire thread... Dude... Who said there really is Hive creatures on the Moon, no one... They never their game was the purest thruth
-
So much stupid, I cannot understand. Fiction is like... not real. You should have learned this before you were 7 years old. The #NotSatire tag is confusing the piss out of me. I can't even fathom where it is you're coming from with this. Fantasy is SUPPOSED to be surreal. If you want realism, go outside and live your life. Holy crap. So stupid.