Okay, I can't stand this anymore...
I've tried to enjoy this game, I really have. But I can no longer stand idly by, and listen to people go on about how amazing this game is when in reality is, it is not. Destiny is completely and utterly unrealistic. Furthermore it is glaringly obvious that Bungie's research division team was too lazy to do any actual or thorough scientific research that is usually required when creating a game that focuses on interplanetary gameplay.
I mean, how do they sleep at night? How do they even maintain any integrity or self-respect? It's all a sham. It's all a lie. Bungie has never even travelled to the Moon, so how in the hell can they say with absolute certainty, that creatures similar to The Hive even live there? They're just making shit up! Have the visited any bases on the Moon? I bloody doubt it! And that's just Earth's satellite! How about all the other planets they fabricated?
They included Milky Way planets in Destiny... Planets that we know no one has ever been to, and then without ever actually exploring these planets in real life, they created a completely made-up computer generated universe which is nowhere even remotely close the one we live in. No one has even seen the surface of Venus with their own eyes, and you just expect us to believe that you somehow managed to find out that some time-travelling, interdimensional psychopathic cycloptic robots live there? What the hell do you take us for? Morons? You think you can just spoon-feed us your shitty, filthy lies?
Don't even get me started on the special abilities, either. Giving my character the ability to shoot fire from his hands, or a giant purple ectoplasm ball? Scientifically speaking, the sheer amount of energy required in the concentrated form of the human body, or even an Awoken or Exo body, would literally cause your very own cellular matter to break down at the atomic level after you'd defecated yourself. And then your DNA combined with a myriad of other fluids and feces would implode inwards like a dying planet before you - now in the form of a fine mist - exploded outwards all over your fellow teammates, colouring them shocked and scarred for the rest of their lives while now also living with the constant and crippling fear of pushing R1 and L1 at the same time.
No one bought NASA's lies and deceit when Louis Armstrong supposedly landed on the moon playing the trumpet, and no one is going to believe that you guys actually studied realistic elements of space exploration or visited other planets. Nor will they believe you had some magical foresight into the future to know how our world will evolve and as such you will never be able to create the realistic and gritty gaming experience that people actually want.
Hawkmoon is literally the single most realistic weapon/feature in the entire game. That is the only thing you did right.
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I kept a straight face until Louis Armstrong...
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So many people who are rising to this! Haha you sir, WIN!
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Haha great read
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Gr8 b8 m8. ;)
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1. All the people answering this, thinking it was a serious post are cracking me up. 2. Louis Armstrong? Perfect. Lmfao
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If you took his entertaining rant serious I feel the same regret your parents feel each time they admit your their child...
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I believe a new category should be made for this post essays from destiny haters
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Hive are undead and don't require oxygen
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Lmfao. Gr8 b8 m8. This is fantastic.
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It is a sci-fi game, you are immortals with super powers killing an endless army of darkness powered monsters...of course it's going to be god dam unrealistic, if you don't like it, then don't play it
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When does this game take place? Oh yeah in the future!
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Obviously many, many people don't understand satire
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Ive never seen so many people take the b8 before, like holy hell people lol
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Wether you are joking or not, you should stop playing video games
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"it is glaringly obvious that Bungie's research division team was too lazy to do any actual or thorough scientific research that is usually required when creating a game that focuses on interplanetary gameplay." How the hell is scientific research in any way required when making a video game? A simulator maybe, but Destiny is certainly not one of those.
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What planet are you on? What FPS is realistic? lol it's a video game
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Your sir, are a f^*&#%^ng retard......i bet u like JR too.
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I laughed. Then I cried
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You are an idiot. That is all
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Unrealistic? And those are your complaints? Lol. What about the guns? The enemies that could possibly be real. The fact we can die over and over and come back. I can resurrect my teammates like I'm God. The sparrow? Our ships that shouldn't be able to fly. Our armor that doesn't even cover our thigh when we crouch. There is no such thing as the golden age. And on and on and on. This is fiction.
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I'm not saying too long didn't read, but too long didn't read.
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Maybe play Farm Simulator 2015!? This is Destiny space magic, ever heard of the word "fiction"!?
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Youre that ONE guy at the party....sitting in a corner....watching everyone
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NLB is pretty realistic.
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Dude are you f8cking kidding me? This is a fantasy/scifi game..... its not supposed to be a space mission where we look outside of a space ship and talk to earth...... have some creativity
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Of course this guy is a Warlock.. That explains a lot.