Okay, I can't stand this anymore...
I've tried to enjoy this game, I really have. But I can no longer stand idly by, and listen to people go on about how amazing this game is when in reality is, it is not. Destiny is completely and utterly unrealistic. Furthermore it is glaringly obvious that Bungie's research division team was too lazy to do any actual or thorough scientific research that is usually required when creating a game that focuses on interplanetary gameplay.
I mean, how do they sleep at night? How do they even maintain any integrity or self-respect? It's all a sham. It's all a lie. Bungie has never even travelled to the Moon, so how in the hell can they say with absolute certainty, that creatures similar to The Hive even live there? They're just making shit up! Have the visited any bases on the Moon? I bloody doubt it! And that's just Earth's satellite! How about all the other planets they fabricated?
They included Milky Way planets in Destiny... Planets that we know no one has ever been to, and then without ever actually exploring these planets in real life, they created a completely made-up computer generated universe which is nowhere even remotely close the one we live in. No one has even seen the surface of Venus with their own eyes, and you just expect us to believe that you somehow managed to find out that some time-travelling, interdimensional psychopathic cycloptic robots live there? What the hell do you take us for? Morons? You think you can just spoon-feed us your shitty, filthy lies?
Don't even get me started on the special abilities, either. Giving my character the ability to shoot fire from his hands, or a giant purple ectoplasm ball? Scientifically speaking, the sheer amount of energy required in the concentrated form of the human body, or even an Awoken or Exo body, would literally cause your very own cellular matter to break down at the atomic level after you'd defecated yourself. And then your DNA combined with a myriad of other fluids and feces would implode inwards like a dying planet before you - now in the form of a fine mist - exploded outwards all over your fellow teammates, colouring them shocked and scarred for the rest of their lives while now also living with the constant and crippling fear of pushing R1 and L1 at the same time.
No one bought NASA's lies and deceit when Louis Armstrong supposedly landed on the moon playing the trumpet, and no one is going to believe that you guys actually studied realistic elements of space exploration or visited other planets. Nor will they believe you had some magical foresight into the future to know how our world will evolve and as such you will never be able to create the realistic and gritty gaming experience that people actually want.
Hawkmoon is literally the single most realistic weapon/feature in the entire game. That is the only thing you did right.
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Please be a satire not satire post T,T
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Can't take this seriously after reading the title . Is a syfi game about interplanetary war. There's nothing realistic about it.. sorry but that's the whole point.
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[b]traveler magic[/b]
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Gr8 B8 M8
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I like to mute people that try to use phrases nobody uses in a real conversation like "stand idly by".
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Edited by GMANx23x: 6/22/2015 9:44:22 PMAlright Spock... Since when do video games have to be realistic? It's suppose to be fun man.
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You mean....this isn't an accurate depiction of the future!?!?!? I've been planning my life around it!! BBBBBBUUUNNNNNGGGGIIIIIIEEEEEE!!!!! [spoiler]#satire[/spoiler] [spoiler]It's a game right?[/spoiler]
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Well it's after the golden age which last 25,000 years so who knows what could happen in that amount of time. Look what we've done in 5,000 years. Also you asking for a game set in the future to be realistic is unrealistic. You're -blam!-ing weird man
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Aaaah...I honestly believe is way more realistic than......You!
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I thought this was so dumb I skimmed it
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Buddy, you are in the wrong place for realism.
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Edited by Dovvahkin242: 6/22/2015 9:24:09 PMTo be honest, I read the title and tried to get passed the first sentence in your rant, I couldn't. You bought a Sci-Fi game expecting realism? What were you thinking? I mean seriously, its a game made by Bungie, were you expecting real world mechanics? Clearly you've never played any kind of video game before. Nothing in games is realistic. That why they're games. If you want realisim, watch the news or read a none fiction book. I expect this post to receive some hate, that's cool. But I'm right and you know it. Edit** I'm not real either, simply a figment of the imagination of many.
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Well if the planets were terraformed then anything is possible. Just look how we've changed our planets temperature and percentages of air. Release enough oxygen nitrogen and helium into an atmosphere while changing the electromagnetic field around the planet could terraform the planets into what we see in Destiny. Notice the moon was changed by the hive at its core. This could have affects on gravity and atmosphere as well as electromagnetic fields. The vex terraformed Venus into a machine changing the planet density by using polymers and metals could affect gravity and atmosphere. The scary thing is we are already doing this to our own planet. Did you know that you could lower the average temperature of a city by painting the roofs white which would reflect instead of absorb heat like the tar and asphalt does now. It is perfectly logical to think an alien race of superior technology to ours could terraform a planet to their liking.
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There is this fun little thing called "FICTION" that you have obviously not heard of
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I know right I was so sad to find out that Bungie didn't send a team to Venus and not use an actual thrall as a model
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I know, right? Seriously, everyone knows that a pulse rifle overheats after 300 rounds and the barrel needs to be replaced. Ridiculous.....
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#deargodihopeitssatire
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Lol no land beyond is the most realistic gun bro. Hawkmoon is more of a fantasy gun :3
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You bought a bungie game expecting it to be realistic?
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Uh games aren't realistic, they're made for our entertainment and if destiny isn't for you then I don't know
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Geez, everybody took this to seriously lol good post
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Edited by srtcrazy05: 6/22/2015 9:09:57 PMscience FICTION. emphasis on [b]FICTION[/b]
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[quote]Scientifically speaking, the sheer amount of energy required in the concentrated form of the human body, or even an Awoken or Exo body, would literally cause your very own cellular matter to break down at the atomic level after you'd defecated yourself and then your DNA combined with a myriad of other fluids and feces would implode inwards like a dying planet before you - now in the form of a fine mist - exploded outwards all over your fellow teammates, colouring them shocked and scarred for the rest of your lives while also living with the crippling fear of pushing R1 and L1 at the same time. [/quote]
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Wow is any game realistic these days?
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Lol. *clap* nice troll
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i hope youre -blam!-ing joking