Okay, I can't stand this anymore...
I've tried to enjoy this game, I really have. But I can no longer stand idly by, and listen to people go on about how amazing this game is when in reality is, it is not. Destiny is completely and utterly unrealistic. Furthermore it is glaringly obvious that Bungie's research division team was too lazy to do any actual or thorough scientific research that is usually required when creating a game that focuses on interplanetary gameplay.
I mean, how do they sleep at night? How do they even maintain any integrity or self-respect? It's all a sham. It's all a lie. Bungie has never even travelled to the Moon, so how in the hell can they say with absolute certainty, that creatures similar to The Hive even live there? They're just making shit up! Have the visited any bases on the Moon? I bloody doubt it! And that's just Earth's satellite! How about all the other planets they fabricated?
They included Milky Way planets in Destiny... Planets that we know no one has ever been to, and then without ever actually exploring these planets in real life, they created a completely made-up computer generated universe which is nowhere even remotely close the one we live in. No one has even seen the surface of Venus with their own eyes, and you just expect us to believe that you somehow managed to find out that some time-travelling, interdimensional psychopathic cycloptic robots live there? What the hell do you take us for? Morons? You think you can just spoon-feed us your shitty, filthy lies?
Don't even get me started on the special abilities, either. Giving my character the ability to shoot fire from his hands, or a giant purple ectoplasm ball? Scientifically speaking, the sheer amount of energy required in the concentrated form of the human body, or even an Awoken or Exo body, would literally cause your very own cellular matter to break down at the atomic level after you'd defecated yourself. And then your DNA combined with a myriad of other fluids and feces would implode inwards like a dying planet before you - now in the form of a fine mist - exploded outwards all over your fellow teammates, colouring them shocked and scarred for the rest of their lives while now also living with the constant and crippling fear of pushing R1 and L1 at the same time.
No one bought NASA's lies and deceit when Louis Armstrong supposedly landed on the moon playing the trumpet, and no one is going to believe that you guys actually studied realistic elements of space exploration or visited other planets. Nor will they believe you had some magical foresight into the future to know how our world will evolve and as such you will never be able to create the realistic and gritty gaming experience that people actually want.
Hawkmoon is literally the single most realistic weapon/feature in the entire game. That is the only thing you did right.
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The hand cannons have the hammer on the top of the revolving part but the barrel is below it
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Trolololol lol
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I never complained about the physics in a game featuring a certain Italian plumber, I'm definitely not going to complain about this game
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:D 10/10 best Post on Monday!
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At least the moon is grey, who told Bungie there is a jungle on Venus!
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I would like to know why there is cars from the 90's on Venus...
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The fact that you doubt mankind going to the moon just proved that you are simply a stupid person and it´s not worth taking you seriously.
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It's a si fi game
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Edited by Kain0: 6/22/2015 10:58:00 PMHahahaha -blam!- me you're special What's your favourite movie? I bet it's a documentary. On a lighter note, good work lol
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It's the future, you are a moron!
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It's only a story mate
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Well of course its unrealistic....it's a game. O.O
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This post is so Zanzibar that I want to remove my pants.
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[quote]living with the constant and crippling fear of pushing R1 and L1 at the same time.[/quote] This had me rollin! Good writing man!
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Too many of these stupid satire posts every day its annoying. The forums are spammed with crap like this so much now its annoying scrolling through garbage just to get to the cool posts
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All these people. They... They actually think you're being serious? Thats sad.
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People like you are the reason I cut myself.
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No shït it's a fûcking Si-Fi game dipshït.
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At least killing aliens and having them drop weapons is realistic.
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Edited by Garvhoz: 6/22/2015 10:13:48 PMGr8 b8 m8 I r8 80/8, no h8 str8 appreci8
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I just don't get the burning vehicles on the moon.. What kind of space magic explains that???
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Very creative troll. Quite entertaining actually haha
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you sure reeled a lot of 'em in
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So you attended one Astronomy classes and watched a couple of episodes of the Cosmos with Neil De'Grasse Tyson... You're like every other sheltered boy who thinks they know everything. Save the banter for those who work for a living with it. Also your troll post is terrible, try harder.
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U TAKE THAT BACK! I saw the credits saying its based on actual events!
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Please be a satire not satire post T,T