Okay, I can't stand this anymore...
I've tried to enjoy this game, I really have. But I can no longer stand idly by, and listen to people go on about how amazing this game is when in reality is, it is not. Destiny is completely and utterly unrealistic. Furthermore it is glaringly obvious that Bungie's research division team was too lazy to do any actual or thorough scientific research that is usually required when creating a game that focuses on interplanetary gameplay.
I mean, how do they sleep at night? How do they even maintain any integrity or self-respect? It's all a sham. It's all a lie. Bungie has never even travelled to the Moon, so how in the hell can they say with absolute certainty, that creatures similar to The Hive even live there? They're just making shit up! Have the visited any bases on the Moon? I bloody doubt it! And that's just Earth's satellite! How about all the other planets they fabricated?
They included Milky Way planets in Destiny... Planets that we know no one has ever been to, and then without ever actually exploring these planets in real life, they created a completely made-up computer generated universe which is nowhere even remotely close the one we live in. No one has even seen the surface of Venus with their own eyes, and you just expect us to believe that you somehow managed to find out that some time-travelling, interdimensional psychopathic cycloptic robots live there? What the hell do you take us for? Morons? You think you can just spoon-feed us your shitty, filthy lies?
Don't even get me started on the special abilities, either. Giving my character the ability to shoot fire from his hands, or a giant purple ectoplasm ball? Scientifically speaking, the sheer amount of energy required in the concentrated form of the human body, or even an Awoken or Exo body, would literally cause your very own cellular matter to break down at the atomic level after you'd defecated yourself. And then your DNA combined with a myriad of other fluids and feces would implode inwards like a dying planet before you - now in the form of a fine mist - exploded outwards all over your fellow teammates, colouring them shocked and scarred for the rest of their lives while now also living with the constant and crippling fear of pushing R1 and L1 at the same time.
No one bought NASA's lies and deceit when Louis Armstrong supposedly landed on the moon playing the trumpet, and no one is going to believe that you guys actually studied realistic elements of space exploration or visited other planets. Nor will they believe you had some magical foresight into the future to know how our world will evolve and as such you will never be able to create the realistic and gritty gaming experience that people actually want.
Hawkmoon is literally the single most realistic weapon/feature in the entire game. That is the only thing you did right.
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[b][i]He knows too much.[/i][/b]
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Edited by abelsinh: 6/22/2015 11:15:05 PM[b]Dearest Thread Originator[/b] When my eyes first glanced upon your rather eloquently worded treatise regarding this particular subject, it did not require much time, nay, dare I say it was in fact almost instantaneous that I was able to summarize that your post- though masterfully written with such quality that it may indeed rival the quintessential prose of authors such as Dostoevsky, Baldwin or perhaps even Joyce- was quite prolix; based upon the aforementioned conclusion, I resolved that I would exercise no more of my mental faculties in the act of comprehending the text that you had written. Sincerely, and wholly unequivocally yours, Abel Ruiz V. [b]Post Scriptum[/b] In the future it would be most advantageous, not only for me but also the other members of this forum that you provide a brief summary of your text that emphasizes the more principle points of what you have composed. [b]Post Post Scriptum[/b] I would also like to make one additional comment if I may. It is in my humble and most earnest opinion that you are of the caliber of person whose taste appeals to prurient interests due to unassailable fact that you are a homosexual of the most flamboyant persuasion.
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Lmfao. Those bastards
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I remember when I first discovered satire. Thought it was the wittiest thing ever and I couldn't wait to try my hand at it. Then I realized everyone else killed it. Dead.
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Louis Armstrong did land on the moon, but he wasn't playing trumpet. He invented the trumpet after he returned home. Everybody knows this.
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I almost for half a second took the bait, as I was loosely skimming over this pile of minutia, and I came across a reference of NASA sending Louis Armstrong to the moon...... Dafuq you say? Louis Armstrong to the moon? ROFL op, very funny satire you have there.
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Nice way to catch attention. Too bad you family doesnt give you any. Its as if they intentionally left you out of their lives only because they knew that you were bound to be a failure. #satire On serious note nice trolling. This game is not based on real life though so anything can happen
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It might be satire but this post is a waste of my time m8
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Can't tell if serious or just trolling...
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Shut up Meg dragged me in with your idiotic post.. "This fictional game is to fictional for me. My brain can't process that this game was made up be a group of game designers and not nasa.." That's what you sound like Meg. Don't be a Meg s get ridiculed. When Meg's get ridiculed they get butt hurt and make angry posts don't make angry post it will result in you getting rekt the end
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Edited by AggressiveBacon: 6/22/2015 11:23:13 PMMy brain is vomiting at the stupidity.
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Topkek [spoiler]can't believe some are taking the b8 m8[/spoiler]
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Satire?
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Its a game lol , if you want realistic don't play games and enjoy real life
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[i][u]science rules.[/u][/i]
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fyi you mistyped #satire.
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...what?
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Umm is guy for real?
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If this is a Satire three then whatever. But if this ain't one.... Did you actually read what you wrote?! Seriously?! This is a game! It does not have to be realistic! It's called ideas and imagination! If you want realistic, go outside! Work! Party! Live life! If you want something that's realistic in a game, go play Flight Simulator or something! Jheeze...
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Spectacularly incompetent attempt at humor is spectacularly incompetent.
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You came into destiny, which is a game that is centuries ahead of our time so we have no idea where we have been, and expected it to be realistic? Wow, that's like being disappointed that NBA 2k15 doesn't have guns in it. Idiotic post.
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Space magic.
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looked for the "#satire" found the "#notsatire" decided that this is truly stupid. Did you seriously use feces as an argument against the Nova Bomb?... not sure if I should laugh, or was that just a typo?...
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Edited by Dark Tankbuster: 6/22/2015 11:05:51 PMYour point is not realistic your complaining about a game which set out not to be realistic and you want realistic gaming content well you throw your money at the wrong game
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The hand cannons have the hammer on the top of the revolving part but the barrel is below it