Okay, I can't stand this anymore...
I've tried to enjoy this game, I really have. But I can no longer stand idly by, and listen to people go on about how amazing this game is when in reality is, it is not. Destiny is completely and utterly unrealistic. Furthermore it is glaringly obvious that Bungie's research division team was too lazy to do any actual or thorough scientific research that is usually required when creating a game that focuses on interplanetary gameplay.
I mean, how do they sleep at night? How do they even maintain any integrity or self-respect? It's all a sham. It's all a lie. Bungie has never even travelled to the Moon, so how in the hell can they say with absolute certainty, that creatures similar to The Hive even live there? They're just making shit up! Have the visited any bases on the Moon? I bloody doubt it! And that's just Earth's satellite! How about all the other planets they fabricated?
They included Milky Way planets in Destiny... Planets that we know no one has ever been to, and then without ever actually exploring these planets in real life, they created a completely made-up computer generated universe which is nowhere even remotely close the one we live in. No one has even seen the surface of Venus with their own eyes, and you just expect us to believe that you somehow managed to find out that some time-travelling, interdimensional psychopathic cycloptic robots live there? What the hell do you take us for? Morons? You think you can just spoon-feed us your shitty, filthy lies?
Don't even get me started on the special abilities, either. Giving my character the ability to shoot fire from his hands, or a giant purple ectoplasm ball? Scientifically speaking, the sheer amount of energy required in the concentrated form of the human body, or even an Awoken or Exo body, would literally cause your very own cellular matter to break down at the atomic level after you'd defecated yourself. And then your DNA combined with a myriad of other fluids and feces would implode inwards like a dying planet before you - now in the form of a fine mist - exploded outwards all over your fellow teammates, colouring them shocked and scarred for the rest of their lives while now also living with the constant and crippling fear of pushing R1 and L1 at the same time.
No one bought NASA's lies and deceit when Louis Armstrong supposedly landed on the moon playing the trumpet, and no one is going to believe that you guys actually studied realistic elements of space exploration or visited other planets. Nor will they believe you had some magical foresight into the future to know how our world will evolve and as such you will never be able to create the realistic and gritty gaming experience that people actually want.
Hawkmoon is literally the single most realistic weapon/feature in the entire game. That is the only thing you did right.
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It, its a video game.
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Destiny takes place in the future. Who gives a "blam!"
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Unrealistic? Oh, in Skyrim you can stand around for 12 hours at night until your favorite shop opens.
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A VIDEO GAME that's unrealistic? Oh no it can't be true. Hahaha come on kid get a life
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Tetris is so unrealistic.
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Umm it is make believe it isn't supposed to be completely real
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Is it hard being this -blam!-ing stupid? #destinyissciencefiction
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gr8 b8 m8
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The fact that so many people are [b]actually[/b] taking your post seriously is absolutely astounding. Good work sir. 11/10.
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Gr8 b8 I have no h8
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How many morons thought you are serious?!! I despair at the state of the human race. I want to change sides, do you have oryx's email address?
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The Stupidity Is real in this one[spoiler] JK games are supposed to be unrealistic[/spoiler]
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I stopped at how they sleep at night [spoiler]they sleep on gold beds with diamond pillow[/spoiler]
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Edited by Dona: 7/4/2015 11:36:30 PMBruh, vedio games are supposed to be unrealistic and fun.
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Video games aren't supposed to be realistic. If they were they would be awful.
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My penis is ridiculously unrealistically big
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how did you pick that profile pic I couldn't find it which means you uploaded one yourself?
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#notsatire? What the -blam!-? You're kidding, right bro? Star Wars or Star Trek creators never went to far away galaxies, but the scientific theory was spot on. You are an abject moron, sir.
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Lol great post. I hope you're kidding.
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Its a GAME
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Or, you know, realize it's a game and doesn't need to be realistic in any way.
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Answer: traveler did it.
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How can you even say that, the other day a guy gave me jib and I used my nova bomb I shut him up then I flew to the moon to finish crota off
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Edited by robertfarquhar66: 6/26/2015 5:05:56 PM
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It's a sci-fi video game... What part of this is supposed to be realistic again???
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Let's go play gta where you can buy an rpg from the local gun shop and pull it out of your ass when you have the military out to kill you.