Okay, I can't stand this anymore...
I've tried to enjoy this game, I really have. But I can no longer stand idly by, and listen to people go on about how amazing this game is when in reality is, it is not. Destiny is completely and utterly unrealistic. Furthermore it is glaringly obvious that Bungie's research division team was too lazy to do any actual or thorough scientific research that is usually required when creating a game that focuses on interplanetary gameplay.
I mean, how do they sleep at night? How do they even maintain any integrity or self-respect? It's all a sham. It's all a lie. Bungie has never even travelled to the Moon, so how in the hell can they say with absolute certainty, that creatures similar to The Hive even live there? They're just making shit up! Have the visited any bases on the Moon? I bloody doubt it! And that's just Earth's satellite! How about all the other planets they fabricated?
They included Milky Way planets in Destiny... Planets that we know no one has ever been to, and then without ever actually exploring these planets in real life, they created a completely made-up computer generated universe which is nowhere even remotely close the one we live in. No one has even seen the surface of Venus with their own eyes, and you just expect us to believe that you somehow managed to find out that some time-travelling, interdimensional psychopathic cycloptic robots live there? What the hell do you take us for? Morons? You think you can just spoon-feed us your shitty, filthy lies?
Don't even get me started on the special abilities, either. Giving my character the ability to shoot fire from his hands, or a giant purple ectoplasm ball? Scientifically speaking, the sheer amount of energy required in the concentrated form of the human body, or even an Awoken or Exo body, would literally cause your very own cellular matter to break down at the atomic level after you'd defecated yourself. And then your DNA combined with a myriad of other fluids and feces would implode inwards like a dying planet before you - now in the form of a fine mist - exploded outwards all over your fellow teammates, colouring them shocked and scarred for the rest of their lives while now also living with the constant and crippling fear of pushing R1 and L1 at the same time.
No one bought NASA's lies and deceit when Louis Armstrong supposedly landed on the moon playing the trumpet, and no one is going to believe that you guys actually studied realistic elements of space exploration or visited other planets. Nor will they believe you had some magical foresight into the future to know how our world will evolve and as such you will never be able to create the realistic and gritty gaming experience that people actually want.
Hawkmoon is literally the single most realistic weapon/feature in the entire game. That is the only thing you did right.
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Youre ridiculously unrealistic
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Like most other games are...
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I have one word as a response. MUTE.
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Hahaha! I rolled:D
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If you want realistic go outside you dumbass.
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It's a -blam!-ing game! Most games aren't realistic
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Try hard attempt. Beat your face.
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What?!?!?! I'm so confused. Why does this person [b]care?[/b]
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Please be satire please be satire [spoiler]if not satire op is fag[/spoiler]
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Nerf the moon 3op5me
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Legitness!!!
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Not sure if I'm getting trolled or not
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Weak bitch troll
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The sims is as close to realistic as you get, and the game doesn't last 80 years. Thank god. That would be a boring ass game. ITS JUST A GAME.
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If you have to hashtag "not satire," you should rethink your post.
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I for one want to see how the spaceships work. Where is bungies scientific proof that all of the ships in destiny can break through earths atmosphere and reach other planets? I won't be satisfied until I see some detailed blueprints and an explanation of a functioning inter-planetary propulsion system that can fit into ships so small.
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Great, another idiot to mute.
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I laughed
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Lmfao
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700 years in the future yes
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Shut up
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I suppose #notsatire is the new #satire tag
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Nice to find a well-thought out joke post and not one that's just something stupid with "lol #satire" slapped on it.
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I don't even think i can respond to this. This left me speechless. Not the good way