Okay, I can't stand this anymore...
I've tried to enjoy this game, I really have. But I can no longer stand idly by, and listen to people go on about how amazing this game is when in reality is, it is not. Destiny is completely and utterly unrealistic. Furthermore it is glaringly obvious that Bungie's research division team was too lazy to do any actual or thorough scientific research that is usually required when creating a game that focuses on interplanetary gameplay.
I mean, how do they sleep at night? How do they even maintain any integrity or self-respect? It's all a sham. It's all a lie. Bungie has never even travelled to the Moon, so how in the hell can they say with absolute certainty, that creatures similar to The Hive even live there? They're just making shit up! Have the visited any bases on the Moon? I bloody doubt it! And that's just Earth's satellite! How about all the other planets they fabricated?
They included Milky Way planets in Destiny... Planets that we know no one has ever been to, and then without ever actually exploring these planets in real life, they created a completely made-up computer generated universe which is nowhere even remotely close the one we live in. No one has even seen the surface of Venus with their own eyes, and you just expect us to believe that you somehow managed to find out that some time-travelling, interdimensional psychopathic cycloptic robots live there? What the hell do you take us for? Morons? You think you can just spoon-feed us your shitty, filthy lies?
Don't even get me started on the special abilities, either. Giving my character the ability to shoot fire from his hands, or a giant purple ectoplasm ball? Scientifically speaking, the sheer amount of energy required in the concentrated form of the human body, or even an Awoken or Exo body, would literally cause your very own cellular matter to break down at the atomic level after you'd defecated yourself. And then your DNA combined with a myriad of other fluids and feces would implode inwards like a dying planet before you - now in the form of a fine mist - exploded outwards all over your fellow teammates, colouring them shocked and scarred for the rest of their lives while now also living with the constant and crippling fear of pushing R1 and L1 at the same time.
No one bought NASA's lies and deceit when Louis Armstrong supposedly landed on the moon playing the trumpet, and no one is going to believe that you guys actually studied realistic elements of space exploration or visited other planets. Nor will they believe you had some magical foresight into the future to know how our world will evolve and as such you will never be able to create the realistic and gritty gaming experience that people actually want.
Hawkmoon is literally the single most realistic weapon/feature in the entire game. That is the only thing you did right.
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So much stupid, I cannot understand. Fiction is like... not real. You should have learned this before you were 7 years old. The #NotSatire tag is confusing the piss out of me. I can't even fathom where it is you're coming from with this. Fantasy is SUPPOSED to be surreal. If you want realism, go outside and live your life. Holy crap. So stupid.
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Hives are real, I had a bad case of them a couple years ago
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The Vex are real. My cousin seen em.
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This is the best kind of satire.
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Edited by Channing Tatyum: 6/24/2015 5:54:53 PMwhat kind of fun would a real life video game be u tard?!?!
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Top shelf thread
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Like u said, it's an UNREALISTIC GAME. lets keep it that way and not try to compare it to real life things. remember, stupid guardian, that at the end of the day it is simply a game and there's much real life poon to be had LOL
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"#NotSatire" usually means post is some form of satire. Funny post and good troll lol.
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You just went full retard. Never go full retard.
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This is lame. I can't believe someone took the time to write this out.
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Hahahhahahahahahahha oh I love trolls
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"ill just use a bunch of big words which are completely out of context to make myself sound smart!"
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Thank you Helveck, I missed threads like these.
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Are you being serious, i cant tell. It's a game, not a science project.
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Of course it's made up its a video game. What the hell is wrong with you
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I CANT BELIEVE IT!!! OH MY WORD EVERYONE BUNGIE HES LIED TO US!!!! This game isn't actually possible!!!!! I thought it was all real!!! I WAS PLANNING MY TRIP TO VENUS AND WAS PLANNING TO GO FIGHT SOME VEX BUT ITS ALL A LIE!
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Made it up until Louis Armstrong. Then I spilled my coffee.
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[quote]when Louis Armstrong supposedly landed on the moon playing the trumpet,[/quote] lol, you win
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bro do you even space magic ?..
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Wow buddy! you really hit the nail on the head with this statement.
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Do you think CoD is real?
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Youre such a fool. Im part of the team and i have proof that i have taken voyages to all the planets. Get your facts straight young man
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#dragons
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[quote]No one bought NASA's lies and deceit when [b]Louis[/b] Armstrong supposedly landed on the moon [/quote] Think you mean Lance, m8.
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Ummmm, you do know it's a game, not an interactive National Geographic Documentary? Have you not noticed the big honkin' busted up floating ball just outside the tower? And not to mention one of the playable species is a self aware robot! Put down the controler, step away from the monitor, go outside and ride a bike, take a walk and visit the real world.
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You are stupid friend.