Okay, I can't stand this anymore...
I've tried to enjoy this game, I really have. But I can no longer stand idly by, and listen to people go on about how amazing this game is when in reality is, it is not. Destiny is completely and utterly unrealistic. Furthermore it is glaringly obvious that Bungie's research division team was too lazy to do any actual or thorough scientific research that is usually required when creating a game that focuses on interplanetary gameplay.
I mean, how do they sleep at night? How do they even maintain any integrity or self-respect? It's all a sham. It's all a lie. Bungie has never even travelled to the Moon, so how in the hell can they say with absolute certainty, that creatures similar to The Hive even live there? They're just making shit up! Have the visited any bases on the Moon? I bloody doubt it! And that's just Earth's satellite! How about all the other planets they fabricated?
They included Milky Way planets in Destiny... Planets that we know no one has ever been to, and then without ever actually exploring these planets in real life, they created a completely made-up computer generated universe which is nowhere even remotely close the one we live in. No one has even seen the surface of Venus with their own eyes, and you just expect us to believe that you somehow managed to find out that some time-travelling, interdimensional psychopathic cycloptic robots live there? What the hell do you take us for? Morons? You think you can just spoon-feed us your shitty, filthy lies?
Don't even get me started on the special abilities, either. Giving my character the ability to shoot fire from his hands, or a giant purple ectoplasm ball? Scientifically speaking, the sheer amount of energy required in the concentrated form of the human body, or even an Awoken or Exo body, would literally cause your very own cellular matter to break down at the atomic level after you'd defecated yourself. And then your DNA combined with a myriad of other fluids and feces would implode inwards like a dying planet before you - now in the form of a fine mist - exploded outwards all over your fellow teammates, colouring them shocked and scarred for the rest of their lives while now also living with the constant and crippling fear of pushing R1 and L1 at the same time.
No one bought NASA's lies and deceit when Louis Armstrong supposedly landed on the moon playing the trumpet, and no one is going to believe that you guys actually studied realistic elements of space exploration or visited other planets. Nor will they believe you had some magical foresight into the future to know how our world will evolve and as such you will never be able to create the realistic and gritty gaming experience that people actually want.
Hawkmoon is literally the single most realistic weapon/feature in the entire game. That is the only thing you did right.
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It's hilarious how many people are falling for this.
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I like you, can we be friends? In a virtual way, please don't come round my house.
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How are people this stupid to fall for this?
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Wow. I just realised something. The Sparrows in this game can appear out of the Ether, move very fast, and have different abilities. The unrealistic thing? They have airbrakes. Anti-Travelerites: 1 Bungie: 0
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You should be slapped...first of al its a fantasy scifi kind of game...of course irs not realistic! Idk how you could have never seen that coming...the traveler is another example...all over posters and is the central piece of the game.....what are you an idiot? Second when you speak of all these unexplored planets in real life, and Bungie creating them for us, you need to actually read the backstory of the game....all those planets were terraformed to make them liveable. Hence why they look the way they do and how people can go there and used to live there. You need to go back to Battlefield, you should obviously never play a fantasy type of game
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EVERYONE POINT AND LAUGH AT OP!! HAHHAAHAHAH WHAT A BUFFOON!
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Edited by BornSinna00: 8/12/2015 11:22:03 PMIt's a game Bruh deal with it
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Wanna cuddle?
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Dear hellveck I've been reading your posts and I've decided that you are a piece of shit. Sincerely Duh Halo Guy.
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LMFAOOO!!!! The Louis Armstrong part........ This is clearly satire, not even southerners are that du..............never mind carry on
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Sonic the Hedgehog is realistic though.
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It's a science fiction video game lol ever played gta? Tell me how "realistic" that game is yet it's one of the best selling series in game history.
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There goes the neighborhood. This guy's straight up crazy. Louis Armstrong definitely landed on the moon though. He was with Clark Aldrin. That's where the quote "this is one small step for me, and one step none of you will get to make".
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So much sand in your vagina.......and so much salt.........
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Boop Boop Boop Do you hear that? Boop Boop Boop Its my salt detector. Boopity boop boop
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Right? Like always having to respawn after a death..
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Want realistic? Let's make a game where every player wakes up at 6am, works in an office for some measly shit pay, runs around with confederate flags screaming "MERICAAAAA" on social media, while living a miserable boring life. Nah. I play games to get away from this pathetic culture I live in.
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Being a BUNGIE controlled environment. It will be
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Lol this is great. Thanks man you just made my day.
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What have it away that this "Game" is unrealistic was the warlocks or Titans? Just curious
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Edited by MrAccessory: 7/5/2015 2:58:21 PMFirst of all, hawkmoon still isn't realistic due to its perks, and your body wouldn't be able to conjure a nova bomb, let alone contain one, so don't go thinking that a nova bomb would tear you cellular matter apart, you wouldn't even be able to create it. Also, if you expected destiny to be realistic, you need to get your brain checked. Oh and you're that guy who still plays despite your complaining
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Am confused by not satire tag when this is clearly satire
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M9 u put way to much time and effort into a shit troll
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Your having a bad day arnt you?
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Dude, it's a fûcking game. It can as real as it gets or it can be fake as fûck. You know why? [spoiler]because it's a fûcking game!!![/spoiler] Get over yourself.