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6/22/2015 2:44:11 AM
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>be me
>be 20
>be successful at doing grills
>be at club staring at 8/8
>she's staring back at me lip biting
>dontneedanymorehints.png
>walk to her and start grinding
>make out a bit and ask her to come home with me
>she says yes
>goddamnwin.jpeg
>go to my place and bang like sour grapes
>she leaves the next morning but I forget her name
>don't forget massive infection she gives me though
>so bad doctor tells me I have to get a emergency circumcision
>in ER doctor comes in with giant garden shears
>procedure lasts 20 seconds
>doc asks if I want to see foreskin
>hellyeah.png
>wtf am i hallucinating
>foreskin growing a mouth and eyes
>i stare in it's eyes and it stares back at me intently
>opens it's mouth and shouts
>"You didn't have to cut me off"
>"make it like it never happened and that we were nothing"
>foreskinisGOTYE.png
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2 Replies[quote]>be 20 >be successful at doing grills >be at club staring at 8/8 >she's staring back at me lip biting >dontneedanymorehints.png >walk to her and start grinding >make out a bit and ask her to come home with me >she says yes >goddamnwin.jpeg >go to my place and bang like sour grapes >she leaves the next morning but I forget her name >don't forget massive infection she gives me though >so bad doctor tells me I have to get a emergency circumcision >in ER doctor comes in with giant garden shears >procedure lasts 20 seconds >doc asks if I want to see foreskin >hellyeah.png >wtf am i hallucinating >foreskin growing a mouth and eyes >i stare in it's eyes and it stares back at me intently >opens it's mouth and shouts >"You didn't have to cut me off" >"make it like it never happened and that we were nothing" >foreskinisGOTYE.png[/quote]
