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6/22/2015 2:44:11 AM
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>be me
>be 20
>be successful at doing grills
>be at club staring at 8/8
>she's staring back at me lip biting
>dontneedanymorehints.png
>walk to her and start grinding
>make out a bit and ask her to come home with me
>she says yes
>goddamnwin.jpeg
>go to my place and bang like sour grapes
>she leaves the next morning but I forget her name
>don't forget massive infection she gives me though
>so bad doctor tells me I have to get a emergency circumcision
>in ER doctor comes in with giant garden shears
>procedure lasts 20 seconds
>doc asks if I want to see foreskin
>hellyeah.png
>wtf am i hallucinating
>foreskin growing a mouth and eyes
>i stare in it's eyes and it stares back at me intently
>opens it's mouth and shouts
>"You didn't have to cut me off"
>"make it like it never happened and that we were nothing"
>foreskinisGOTYE.png
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Necro bump
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1 ReplyWhat kind of drugs did you take to write this?
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2 Replies[i] [/i]
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Dragons are naturally circumcised so I cannot relate
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5 RepliesYou don't understand. This gave me ocular cancer. This was so inherently stupid, I hope my entire life as an atheist is wrong so that I can get the cell next to you in hell. Your screams will be my solace.
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1 Replyr u high
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[quote]bang like sour grapes[/quote]
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1 Reply>Be op >Decided it was time to be a -blam!- >Comes out of the closet >Joins the club >Forum members congratulate you welcoming you
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y u gotta be so rude
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[i]* tentative fapping commences *[/i]
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2 Replies[quote]>be 20 >be successful at doing grills >be at club staring at 8/8 >she's staring back at me lip biting >dontneedanymorehints.png >walk to her and start grinding >make out a bit and ask her to come home with me >she says yes >goddamnwin.jpeg >go to my place and bang like sour grapes >she leaves the next morning but I forget her name >don't forget massive infection she gives me though >so bad doctor tells me I have to get a emergency circumcision >in ER doctor comes in with giant garden shears >procedure lasts 20 seconds >doc asks if I want to see foreskin >hellyeah.png >wtf am i hallucinating >foreskin growing a mouth and eyes >i stare in it's eyes and it stares back at me intently >opens it's mouth and shouts >"You didn't have to cut me off" >"make it like it never happened and that we were nothing" >foreskinisGOTYE.png[/quote]
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Dying
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I don't know how you do it, but you do.
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[quote]>be 20 >be successful at doing grills >be at club staring at 8/8 >she's staring back at me lip biting >dontneedanymorehints.png >walk to her and start grinding >make out a bit and ask her to come home with me >she says yes >goddamnwin.jpeg >go to my place and bang like sour grapes >she leaves the next morning but I forget her name >don't forget massive infection she gives me though >so bad doctor tells me I have to get a emergency circumcision >in ER doctor comes in with giant garden shears >procedure lasts 20 seconds >doc asks if I want to see foreskin >hellyeah.png >wtf am i hallucinating >foreskin growing a mouth and eyes >i stare in it's eyes and it stares back at me intently >opens it's mouth and shouts >"You didn't have to cut me off" >"make it like it never happened and that we were nothing" >foreskinisGOTYE.png[/quote]
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Microwave it
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This is good shit Subscribed
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1 ReplyOh Futs, I love your stories.
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I don't get it because im an autistic Christian and also a izan
