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Edited by IAmJoshman:
8/15/2015 11:56:45 PM
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The Chuck Norris "Facts" Thread
Let's all perform our daily worship of Chuck Norris
Now please let us hear the "Facts" the Chuck has to offer
News: 50 Facts, Norris approves
News: 100 Facts, Norris is pleased
News: 250 Facts, Chuck killed Osama bin Laden in fit of happiness
News: 550 Facts, Chuck went in time to stop the JFK assasination. As Oswald shot, Chuck's beard caught and shot back the bullets at Oswald, killing him. JFK's head exploded from sheer amazement.
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Best Facts:
Chuck Norris took oranges off an apple tree and made the best lemonade you've ever tasted - JollyRoger343
Chuck Norris was supposed to star in the show "Man vs. Wild," but the directors didn't want kids thinking that "lava is safe to eat" - Rubyk
Chuck Norris can rub 2 pieces of fire together and make wood -WiliestHarbor66
Chuck Norris knows Victoria's Secret - MasterMG33
Chuck Norris can sit in the corner of a circular room - Omalpha
Chuck Norris got into a knife fight... The knife lost - Omalpha
When Chuck Norris dies he will be carrying his own coffin - hertylip
Chuck Norris likes his meat so rare he only eats unicorns - II Âømârk II
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[b][i][u]THE HALL OF THE NORRIS[/u][/i][/b]
[b][i]The Greatest Contributor: Singh1199[/i][/b]
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5 RepliesChuck Norris used to be a runway flag man, back when he didn't know of his awesomeness, and then one day on the job, in order to stop a plane from running him over, he roundhouse kicked two planes straight into the World Trade Centers.
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Chuck norris' tears cure cancer but hes never cried
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Oh how I've missed The Barrens
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3 RepliesFact: What ever Chuck Norris says becomes fact. Even if two facts then contradict, it still makes sense because the fact is Chuck Norris is just a greater intelligence than ourselves, we cannot comprehend his greatness. Fact.
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4 RepliesI'll say this when chuck dies. "Chuck did not die, god just retired, and who else would take his place?"
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Chuck Norris was an Only child. [spoiler]Eventually.[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyChuck Norris made dinkle bot say, " the nexus! It's closing!"
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Edited by Optimus: 7/5/2015 3:38:37 AMChuck Norris... I got nothin
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1 ReplyChuck Norris one shot down a fighter plane by pointing his finger and saying bang
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Edited by Ghost: 7/3/2015 1:32:42 AMBruce lee is better then him
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If ever see a girl with crooked teeth You met a girl who gave chuck Norris a blowjob
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Edited by Axjms1: 7/2/2015 10:00:18 PMJesus walks on water, Chuck Norris swims through land
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Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.
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Ninjas violated the [u]Code of Chuck[/u].
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Everything is made by China, flip over China, it's made by Chuck Norris
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Ninjas violated the [url=http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com]Code of Chuck[/url] and were met with Norris Justice
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Ninjas violated the [url=http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com]Code of Chuck[/url] and were met with Norris Justice
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1 ReplyChuck Norris and superman fought each other on a bet, the loser had to start wearing underwear on the outside of his pants
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1 ReplyChuck once arm wrestled superman. He created the asteroid belt when he sent superman through a planet
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Chuck norris once took a piss in on a semi truck. That truck is now known as optimus prime.
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They had an old cartoon series based on him. He jumped out of planes without parachutes and hung onto bottoms of speeding trains to remove bombs
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Chuck norris once threw a grenade and killed 50 people [spoiler]then it went off[/spoiler]
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Amazing
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2 RepliesChuck Norris got his ass handed to him by Bruce Lee... Am I doing it right?
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Edited by ElChappo24: 7/2/2015 10:06:52 AMChuck Norris can throw a football 50 yards [spoiler]Under water[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesChuck Norris was the first person to enter the Crota Raid. He was the beta-tester for it. Originally it was called [i]Crota's Beginning[/i], but after Chuck was done, Bungie was forced to change its name to what we know it as today...[i]Crota's End[/i]
