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Edited by IAmJoshman:
8/15/2015 11:56:45 PM
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The Chuck Norris "Facts" Thread
Let's all perform our daily worship of Chuck Norris
Now please let us hear the "Facts" the Chuck has to offer
News: 50 Facts, Norris approves
News: 100 Facts, Norris is pleased
News: 250 Facts, Chuck killed Osama bin Laden in fit of happiness
News: 550 Facts, Chuck went in time to stop the JFK assasination. As Oswald shot, Chuck's beard caught and shot back the bullets at Oswald, killing him. JFK's head exploded from sheer amazement.
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Best Facts:
Chuck Norris took oranges off an apple tree and made the best lemonade you've ever tasted - JollyRoger343
Chuck Norris was supposed to star in the show "Man vs. Wild," but the directors didn't want kids thinking that "lava is safe to eat" - Rubyk
Chuck Norris can rub 2 pieces of fire together and make wood -WiliestHarbor66
Chuck Norris knows Victoria's Secret - MasterMG33
Chuck Norris can sit in the corner of a circular room - Omalpha
Chuck Norris got into a knife fight... The knife lost - Omalpha
When Chuck Norris dies he will be carrying his own coffin - hertylip
Chuck Norris likes his meat so rare he only eats unicorns - II Âømârk II
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[b][i][u]THE HALL OF THE NORRIS[/u][/i][/b]
[b][i]The Greatest Contributor: Singh1199[/i][/b]
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Chuck Norris does a lot of gay bashing recently Google it.
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2 RepliesThis is true The boogeyman checks under his bed for chuck norris but chuck norris checks his closet for clint eastwood
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Edited by Eiknarf: 7/6/2015 6:30:14 AMChuck Norris didn't choose the white guy life, genetics chose it for him
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In the beginning, there was nothing. Then Chuck Norris said to the universe "get a job"! He gave it a roundhouse kick, and that is how the Big Bang happened.
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1 ReplyChuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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Chuck Norris once threw a grenade... 50 people died, then it exploded.
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4 RepliesChuck Norris never went through puberty Puberty went through him.
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2 RepliesWWII ended the day after chuck Norris was born. That's an actual fact, look it up lol
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Edited by Just Dawggy Dawg: 7/6/2015 2:35:20 AMChuck Norris tried to roundkick King Dawg but his foot got shattered. Now one of his legs is like a christmas stocking filled with hershey kisses.
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Chuck Norris heard nothing could kill him, so he found nothing and killed it.
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4 RepliesChuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as giraffe. We dont know if Chuck Norris enjoys a good fight. He never had one.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
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Chuck Norris has a bear carpet in his living room. It's not dead, it's just afraid to move.
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Chuck Norris doesn't study for tests [spoiler]tests study for him...[/spoiler]
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What time is it? Whatever time Chuck Norris says it is.
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3 RepliesChuck Norris drove his mom to the hospital to give berth to him
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Chuck Norris fought yoda once That's why his sentence structure is messed up
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4 RepliesChuck Norris proves white supremacy
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1 ReplyChuck Norris counted to infinity... TWICE!
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5 RepliesDeath once had a Near-Chuck experience
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Hugh glass is better. Search him up.
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Kids wear superman underwear, superman wears chuck Norris under where
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Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups, he pushes the world down.
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7 RepliesChuck Norris said the boy scouts are promoting the gay agenda. He kinda sucks now :(
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3 RepliesChuck Norris no-scoped JFK
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5 RepliesChuck Norris used to be a runway flag man, back when he didn't know of his awesomeness, and then one day on the job, in order to stop a plane from running him over, he roundhouse kicked two planes straight into the World Trade Centers.
