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Edited by IAmJoshman:
8/15/2015 11:56:45 PM
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The Chuck Norris "Facts" Thread
Let's all perform our daily worship of Chuck Norris
Now please let us hear the "Facts" the Chuck has to offer
News: 50 Facts, Norris approves
News: 100 Facts, Norris is pleased
News: 250 Facts, Chuck killed Osama bin Laden in fit of happiness
News: 550 Facts, Chuck went in time to stop the JFK assasination. As Oswald shot, Chuck's beard caught and shot back the bullets at Oswald, killing him. JFK's head exploded from sheer amazement.
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Best Facts:
Chuck Norris took oranges off an apple tree and made the best lemonade you've ever tasted - JollyRoger343
Chuck Norris was supposed to star in the show "Man vs. Wild," but the directors didn't want kids thinking that "lava is safe to eat" - Rubyk
Chuck Norris can rub 2 pieces of fire together and make wood -WiliestHarbor66
Chuck Norris knows Victoria's Secret - MasterMG33
Chuck Norris can sit in the corner of a circular room - Omalpha
Chuck Norris got into a knife fight... The knife lost - Omalpha
When Chuck Norris dies he will be carrying his own coffin - hertylip
Chuck Norris likes his meat so rare he only eats unicorns - II Âømârk II
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[b][i][u]THE HALL OF THE NORRIS[/u][/i][/b]
[b][i]The Greatest Contributor: Singh1199[/i][/b]
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Norris RHK
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1 ReplyA poisonous snake once bit Chuck Norris and after long painful 5 minutes....the snake finally died
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4 RepliesChuck Norris got a women pregnant with phone sex
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3 RepliesMaster chief is actually Chuck Norris.
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Trucks don't run over Chuck Norris Chuck Norris runs over trucks
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1 ReplyEdited by IAmJoshman: 8/4/2015 5:36:46 PMNews: I will now be posting the best Chuck facts up on The OP. Make some jokes PPLZ!
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Chuck Norris made God, then -blam!-ed her right in her ass, and Jesus was born. Chuck Norris swims through land and walks on water Chuck Norris doesnt pray to God, God prays to him. Chuck Norris took oranges off an apple tree and made the best lemonade you've ever tasted
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Chuck Norris once impregnated 24 nuns at the same time. Those nuns then have birth to the 1972 Miami dolphins. The only team to go undefeated and win a Super Bowl
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Chuck Norris was born a day before ww2, ended coincidence? I THINK NOT!
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Chuck Norris once threw a grenade that killed 30 people [spoiler]then it exploded[/spoiler]
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6 RepliesThe stranger and the speaker had time to talk to him
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2 RepliesChuck Norris once scared Death half-to-death
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Bruce Lee isnt dead, he is locked in Chuck Norris' s basement. Chuck lets him out when he needs a challange.
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4 RepliesChuck Norris once had a fight with Superman. The loser had to where his underwear on the outside for the rest of his life.
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1 ReplyChuck Norris can rub 2 pieces of fire together and make wood
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3 RepliesChuck Norris can kill a Ringwraith.
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1 ReplyMISTER TORGUE WOULD BLOW HIS ASS OUT OF THE GASOLINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Chuck Norris will be the only one alive at the end of game of thrones.
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Chuck Norris kicked Bruce lee in the balls so hard lees grandchildren felt it
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Chuck Norris can drown a fish. Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas The boogie man check under his bed for chuck Norris
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1 ReplyChuck Norris once kicked a Horse in the chin. It's descendants are know known as Giraffes
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1 ReplyChuck norris lost his virginity before his dad
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Chuck Roundhouse Bump
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Most people try to go down Niagra falls in a barrel? Chuck Norris goes up it with a cardboard box
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3 RepliesYahoo@chucknorris.com
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Edited by Nate Catt: 7/25/2015 3:52:08 AMI don't know why people think he is so awesome, now if you'll excuse me someone is at my door
