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6/20/2015 4:57:23 AM
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Trials player be like...
34 Titan looking for a team to go flawless.
Must have gone flawless before!
Must have emblem and shader for proof!
Must have biological parents and no step parents.
Must have proof that they are still together. Must have blonde hair.
Must be taller than 5'5.
Must be white.
Must be black.
Must be Hispanic.
Must be Asian.
Must be middle eastern.
Must be Haitian.
Must wear a size 9+ shoe.
Must like 80s hair metal.
Must have graduated middle school.
Must have a big penis.
Must be open to talk about Caitlyn Jenner.
Must have a better KD than .01!!!
Must be able to hold your own...weight, because if you can't, your legs get tired and eventually you'll need knee replacements.
Must agree that Mark Whalberg's third nipple is weird but he is still a great actor.
Must think Freddie Mercury is the man, even though he loves penis.
Must be able to fit your fist in your mouth.
Must know how to say the alphabet backwards. Must support the troops (God Bless America). Must be 34+ (someone won't get the joke). Must have a Mike, not MIC. I want to know that you have an uncle named Mike and if he is cool and caring and bought your first 6 pack for you and talked about how cute you were and you got uncomfortable but went with the flow and now you're scarred for life because you saw another mans chest hair before you had your own chest hair.
Message for invite, GT same as above.
I'm serious, no joking around or you'll be kicked!
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1 ReplyDo you need a gjallarhorn also?
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1 ReplyMark Wahlberg has a third nipple!?!?!
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1 ReplyMust have proof that parents have also gone flawless in trials?
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2 RepliesOmg the kindof tag you sir are my hero
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1 ReplyI love you
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1 ReplyDon't mind me just watching you fail to get lighthouse. From the lighthouse.
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2 RepliesDANG IT [spoiler]why did it have to be [i][b][u]MIDDLE SCHOOL[/u][/b][/i][/spoiler]
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3 RepliesSee this is ridiculous. I went on LFG and said. LFG I don't phuckin care. Prefer to have 33+ but I could care less. Got 2 dudes. 1 from UK with decent skills. Another dude from India with a thick accent and an awful red bar... We ended up getting to lighthouse and had a lot of fun talking and just playing. People forget that playing relaxed will net you some serious results.
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Must have the blood of the sacred emu ect.
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Lololol this is so true that's for making my day. :') lol
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1 ReplyWas almost eligible but my penis size is a disqualifying factor. [spoiler]my ding dong is tiny[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyHilarious!! Love it, love everything about your post
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1 ReplyIs bad that I read every single line?
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You forgot... Must have lagswitch.
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If it wasn't for the big penis part, I would be allowed to join. [spoiler]:([/spoiler]
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the best is must graduate form MIDDLE school lol
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Needs more penises.
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8 RepliesI hate how most people take is so seriously when it is easy af
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Funny bro
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2 RepliesTHIS IS WHAT'S after Oryx... Make sure you're prepared!!!!! Must See, Leaked footage from Reddit of what is in stall for destiny https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enMReCEcHiM
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Fck iam already on the first point T_T
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Jajajajajjaja sooo damn true
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1 ReplyB.NET Osiris post [url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Legend/1/4611686018429743109/2305843009216466307#context=crucible]bungie.net profile[/url] [url=http://destinytracker.com/destiny/crucible/xbox/Sud0F1nch]destiny tracker[/url] Needing some pvp buddies Looking for trials partners for a flawless Min req Is sadly more than I put up I know I'm a 1.54 avg k/d And that's shoddy Due to repetitive "will not quit" moments where my friends "tactical retreat" where they see the enemy and flee because there all using TLW and apparently that frightens them So my k/d and w/L suffers however I've done the math and feel free to do it as well excluding the games with 1vs3 My trials k/d is over 7 So Prerequisites K/d 2.0+ Win/Loss 75%+ Pref one warlock and one Titan Self revive defender/striker no pref My setup if your rather to lazy to press either of the links Bladedancer Razors edge QuickDraw Hungering blade Agi stat TLW Stat for impact Single point sling Pred revenge Ambush scope QuickDraw, but spawn with field scout swap on first spawn only for 24 rounds Valedictorian Prox det Clown cartridge Blast raidi Need a good short range and a good mid - long Shotguns are not pref Fusion rifle is better for short-mid TLW/Thorn for Mid-Long Would accept another sniper although I've filled the role Best Win/Loss spree of 8-1 A friend attempted to charge a shotgun As we were screaming not to Whilst running past two revives ... Sigh. So it goes without saying. No idiots TL;DR Xbox 360 GT Sud0F1nch Requires K/D 1.5+ W/L 75%+ Lv34 only
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Hahahaha always appreciate a good post! 10/10 my man!
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This.
