*Walks around while doing a handstand and whistling a tune.*
English
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*Slaps death, telling him, and you, to quit fúcking around*
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Hey! This is an A and B conversation! So please C your ass outta here!
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*demotes, then shoves large stick up ass*
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HA BITCH!!!!! I DON'T EVEN HAVE A RANK!!!!! IM NOT EVEN TECHNICALLY APART OF THE ARMY!!!!! [i]AND[/i] THE STICK CAN'T GET THROUGH MY ARMOR!!!!! [i]AND[/i] IM DRUNK!!!!!!!!!
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*sends you hurdling into abyss*
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That was a hologram
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Well. It's gone now.
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I've got more
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*gives beer to original*
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I don't drink
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*hands a Capri sun*
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as in, I don't drink [i]anything[/i]
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Oh, sorry.
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Walks away, talking to self in a maniacal way
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Somethings wrong...
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What's wrong is, whenever you and me are trying to establish who the alpha male is in our relationship someone always interrupts
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*narrows eyes* challenge accepted *does a pinky stand*
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*Turns on the Death Star 3.0 while listening to disco and dancing to it.* STAYIN ALIVE!
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*stands on Infinity while it's doing a front flip*
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*Has a conversation with Death.*
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*kicks death in the balls then takes his scythe and slices him in half with it*