*walks into barracks aboard the Alamo,goes to empty tent, goes to back corner, pulls out picture of the original 10 men and him, the others faces marked with an X, signifying Thier deaths, and sheads a tear, pulling the paper closer*
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Oh...im sorry man... I understand . I've actually been killed and ressurected. I could revive them.
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Too late. I've tried everything. Even resurrection. I still remember the face of the man who did it. Oh, he will burn when I see him... Did I ever tell you what happened on old terra?
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Ey you need resererection ask me just...not right now im drunk and you dont wamma know what...ill do to his his body when im drunk eykey?
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Mkay then
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[spoiler]the music to this story.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]so true. That you, Lima?[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]yep[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]ah. I had a feeling. What happened?[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]the name change? Eh just felt like it.[/spoiler]
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No...you didnt...
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We were on old terra. Making our way to the Russian generals, which is the entire reason the 1st hunter battalion was formed. We got there, and the general killed 8 of my men with his rifle. After capturing him, we got to the top of a mountain. A man named Lima6_6 hovered a chopper above the mountain, and my signal goes dark. I resurface minutes later. The general knocked me out cold with his gun, and ran. I reactivated my beacon, only to find one of my men execute the other. A traitor. He aims at me, shoots my leg, and attempts to play it off when he sees Lima arrive. I climb a ladder, and pull out my magnum, and shoot the traitor. He was my most promising student. I tell Lima he was a traitor, and my credit is so good, he believes me. That's my story
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I fell into a sun, was decapitated, and went through a black hole. It caused a supernova.
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I got shot in the knee, arm cut off, team was killed, parents executed in front of me, died and came Back.
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Looked into an endless void. Was blinded in one eye. Almost got killed by a random god, but I killed him first. Was struck by 90000000000002 bolts of lightning.
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I live in that void, and slain the gods father
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Dang, I thought I was strong. And I got in a fistfight with Ares.
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Ha! Try satan, Cthulhu, and Zeus at once. Single handedly. And win
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*Summons Cluthulu* *Cluthulu stares hard at you.*
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[spoiler]bud, let me win this. I'm setting something seriously badass up for you. [/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Oh, ok[/spoiler]
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*kicks Cthulhus ass with pinky in right hand(I'm a lefty) in 2.3 seconds.* I was 3 when I did it
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Hey! Hes friendly now! You should see his house.
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Just brothers being brothers [spoiler]hes adopted, don't tell him![/spoiler]
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ooo, was dat?