You're not a true Guardian yet. To be a true Guardian, you must:
Be level 35
Have a 395 maxed Gally
Have a Grimoire score of over 9000
Open the secret and undiscovered chest in the Vault of Glass.
Cheese the CE Bridge at least 38 times.
Push the Templar off the map.
Master the relic in the VoG
Master the sword in CE
Aquire all trophies/achievements
Kill Skolas within 40 seconds
Go flawless in Trials of Osiris. I'm not talking about that 7-1 bullshit either.
Reach the level cap of 8
Kill the Devil Walker within 40 minutes
Own a PS4 (for the exclusive content, obviously)
Get killed by a Thorn, run to the forums and claim that it needs a nerf.
Aquire a Thorn, run rampant with it in the Crucible, run to the forums and claim that it does not need a nerf.
Own a Hawkmoon. CAWWW.
Solo Crota's End
Cross the bridge [i]without[/i] the sword
Have a Fist of Panic moment.
Run an activity for at least 3 hours, then back out before you finish.
Run to the forums complaining that Xur isn't selling Gjallarhorn
Complain that RNGesus isn't giving you what you want
Own every exotic in the game
Have three characters of each class
Wipe at least 576 times
Kick someone from your fireteam for one or more of the following reasons:
They don't have Gjallarhorn.
They have an unmaxed Gjallarhorn, therefore, they don't have a Gjallarhorn.
They don't have a mic
They only have a grimoire score of 10; they're obviously bad at the game
They have a high voice
They have a low voice
Moving on;
Play with a team of squeakers and survive
Play Destiny while hammered
Play Destiny with a guy who can't stop talking about how good his weed is
Play an endgame activity in complete silence when everyone has a mic on
Complain about vault space
Complain that the vault upgrade was not enough
Complain about vault space
Pull out when Crota kneels ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Complain that Felwinter's Sniper is OP
Aquire a Felwinter's Sniper
Roll Final Round on a sniper
Use said sniper in Trials of Osiris, firing off two shots before you begin
Fall off the map.
Get kicked from an activity just before you complete it
And finally, complain about Destiny as a whole
[spoiler]But seriously, grats dude.[/spoiler]
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