originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
I think I'm gonna pass on trying to explain that to a Martian...
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*slaps you* MARSBORN!!! am not a native. i was born from Humans. not Maritans.
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Sorry. Y'all look the same to me.
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come the fack on. i have latin skin. not red. normal eyes. i "used" to require oxygen to live, i only have 1 heart
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Might I mention that I'm colorblind, and I don't have X-ray vision?
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oh. well now i udnerstand. why dont you get that fixed up? most bionic eye impants have the full color specturm. even I use one. htat includes. EM sight. Thermal. and Wifi
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I'm not nearly as rich as you mortals...
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well. the body is mortal. soul not. want me to pay it up? just a small favor in exchange.
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Nah. I'm good. *begins to walk away because this is awkward*
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ok.... *scratches the back of hsi head then pulls otu a shotgun and heads to the firing range*