I got a 15 kill streak with the NLB and Vestian Dynasty. I kill people with the Khvostov in iron banner. (ESPEAR/black hammer shot first, then clean up) I soloed a patrol mission once I dance on my sparrow from time to time I soloed Crota using abilities only(sunsinger) I've gotten a 2 for 1 (headshots) with the NLB I had a threesome with two of my hot coworkers (on my birthday) I opened a door for john stamos once I peed in a urinal next to rob Lowe once I've surfed 15+ ft waves I've been higher than snoop dogg on 420 I was an all-American lacrosse player I mastered plasma pistol kills in halo 4 I actually am a proud Uncle of two awesome nephews. I've had broken bones 13 time (I have no idea how many particular bones I've broken) I sat through the entire length of the movies "rubber" and Killer clowns:from outer space (both on Netflix) I understand inception, Donnie darko and vanilla sky. I'm the lightest I could be, organ wise.. (No tonsils, appendix or wisdom teeth) I've driven cars and dirtbikes at 100+ mph I can solve 4x4 and 3x3 runic cubes I "tre-flipped" the 11-stair at etnies skatepark I've snowboarded at 67 mph (once, never again) I've cliff jumped into water at 70ish ft I've rolled a joint bigger than my forearm (slightly stooped concert) I've driven a golf ball 310 yards.. off the tee, 1st hole :D I've held a wheelie in a wheelchair for 3 hours before I caught a fish the size of my body when was 9 (northern pike) I alerted authorities and helped a Big Boy from burning down (Michigan is crazy) I've been to 7 countries Had a dolphin bump my surfboard once(open ocean) I listened to Macklemore wayyyyyyyy before 'thrift shop' made him mainstream There'd be absolutely no way to fact check most of this, so.. Believe what you will. Carpe Diem Guardians, Carpe that mother fûcking Diem.