Let's us journey together and take a closer look at the family dynamic of hive gods...
Oryx: I swear to me damn kids can't do anything right now I have to go all the way over there an take care of this myself...
Crota: But dad you don't understand it's not my fault they had these rockets that exploded into bees or something and then they took Simons sword and
Oryx: Again with the swords what did I tell you about that, this is all that skanks fault !
Crota: Don't talk about meegu that way this is not her fault.
Oryx: shaddup you better hope your mom doesn't find out about this...rocket launcher with bees who -blam- says that kind of crap..
Crota: dad the bees I thought...I thought I heard them howling..
Oryx: SHADDAP *slap*
Crota: ooww not in front of meegoo you promised .
Omnigul: Screeeeech !
Oryx: Shut the -blame- up the both of you and what the -blam- is this meegoo crap it's no wonder those light tossers owned you and your freaking girlfriend.
Crota:I don't want to talk about it.
Oryx: wait hold what's that look
Crota: it's nuthin...
Oryx: Son just answer me one question...
Crota:....
Oryx: Did they....son .....did they...did they
T-Bag you son.
Crota:.....
Oryx:Damn it ! How could you let this happen to....seriously.....not one more word till we get there....
You better hope your mom doesn't find out about this...
For both our sakes...
To be continued....
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lol reminds me of Lur and his kid in Futurama