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6/16/2015 5:03:54 AM
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What's your BEST comeback???
What's your [b]BEST[/b] comeback to anything someone has told you in the past? Or what was the best comeback you've heard yet? Make me laugh ;D
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1 Reply*friend says a comback* *I begin to eat him and his family*
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1 ReplyIf I wanted the opinion of an asshole I would have farted.
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Ur mum
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Dude stop talking about yourself
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2 RepliesIf i wanted to kill myself, I would climb up your ego and jump down to your iq level.
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Jesus
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1 Reply(Assuming in a game) There's a cool Easter egg on this map, if you look just over there...you can see where I -blam!-ed your mom last night.
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2 RepliesYou suck [spoiler]and you swallow [/spoiler]
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Jesus
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Waffles!
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Was arguin with my father in law once and i was like yea well i -blam!-ed your daughter. I won that argument
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Lol the best one I know is the one you told me xD
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7 RepliesTruthSeeker, more like LieFinder. OHHHHHHHHHHHHH Am'I right? Am'I right?
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1 ReplyIf you want my comeback, just look inside your mother's anus. [spoiler]inb4 ban?[/spoiler]
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No u [spoiler]( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)[/spoiler]
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If you tell me that one more time, I'll find out where you live. I'll murder your family members one by one, and leave a gruesome murder scene to let you know how bad things can get. You can try running with your wimpy life, but mark my words, I know where you are at every second. I will follow you everywhere, and beware, take these threats seriously, the moment you are no longer worried about anything bad occurring towards you, will be when I will strike you witho it being detected. I will slit your throat open and watch you in agonizing pain, I will not murder you, but I will make you suffer for not taking me seriously, I will scoop one of your eyes out with a spoon, and stich the opening shut with a needle and a piece of string, without utilizing any medication to calm the pain down. I will scrape my symbol onto your skin, so you may forever remember what has/will occur. [spoiler]I hope you have sweet dreams, because it'll be your last.[/spoiler] [spoiler]Is what some pyshcopath would say, my best comeback is just "No u".[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]no[/spoiler] [spoiler]u[/spoiler]
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There's this guy that's a total turd and treats me like dirt every day. One day he was really on my nerves and I snapped and I said, "Why do you have to be such a butthole to me all the time? I swear every time I look at you I see a little piece of toilet paper hanging out!" #rekt
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So this guy was listening in to my friend's mic. He could hear his sister and asked if she was hot. He said he always asks women if they're hot; no big deal. Then my friend's grandma is heard on the mic. I asked him if he was going to ask if she's hot. Everyone busts up laughing.
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It takes two ghosts to revive to mama. Yo mama's ghost is the traveler. Yo mama uses a fallen ketch as a sparrow. Yo mama spends more time on her knees than Crota.
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1 ReplyIf I wanted a [b]Cum[/b]back I'd wipe it off your mothers chin.
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I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see that you are unarmed.
