Deej reads comment. Realizes what is going on. He gets into the Sparrow (his pet name for his motorcycle). Halfway to Bungie HQ he runs out of gas.
Deej trudges across deserts, swims across seas, hikes through jungles, and climbs up mountains to get to his destination. He finally reaches the building, drenched in sweat, covered in sores and bug bites.
He reaches the top floor, tired and dehydrated, he could pass out at any second. A man, no, a legend in a swivel chair slowly turns to face Deej, his helmet glistening in the sunlight cast by the large, open roof. "Master Chief..." Deej musters up, "XoXJulietteXoX... [i]she[/i] is complaining!" Master Chief ponders this for a second, "We knew this day would come. Deej, get me the button!"
Deej takes his replica Gravity Hammer and smashes a glass case to the left. Deej hands the contents of the box to Master Chief. A beep is heard. All of a sudden there is a loud bang and confetti pops out. A banner reading [b]No body Cares[/b] is lowered. Master Chief says to Deej, "Thanks. Dont forget to tell me when sombody quits.., I love the button"
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Holy -blam!- i've seen you post this on damn near every post I read. Get a life already
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i did like 2. 4 tops
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[quote]Deej reads comment. Realizes what is going on. He gets into the Sparrow (his pet name for his motorcycle). Halfway to Bungie HQ he runs out of gas. Deej trudges across deserts, swims across seas, hikes through jungles, and climbs up mountains to get to his destination. He finally reaches the building, drenched in sweat, covered in sores and bug bites. He reaches the top floor, tired and dehydrated, he could pass out at any second. A man, no, a legend in a swivel chair slowly turns to face Deej, his helmet glistening in the sunlight cast by the large, open roof. "Master Chief..." Deej musters up, "XoXJulietteXoX... [i]she[/i] is complaining!" Master Chief ponders this for a second, "We knew this day would come. Deej, get me the button!" Deej takes his replica Gravity Hammer and smashes a glass case to the left. Deej hands the contents of the box to Master Chief. A beep is heard. All of a sudden there is a loud bang and confetti pops out. A banner reading [b]No body Cares[/b] is lowered. Master Chief says to Deej, "Thanks. Dont forget to tell me when sombody quits.., I love the button"[/quote]
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This is the only copy paste on the forums I enjoy.
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100000 internet cookies have been awarded.
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The house of reapers deems this the best comment ever!
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Soooooo, "Best Reply Ever" Award anybody?
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Your welcome
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Lol nice
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Btw. SHE
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I apologize for not noticing your gender through my webcam. Forgive me
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It's OK. I forgive you. Nice comment i laughed
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