Okay so I wanna make a thread about some of the weirdest, most awkward moments you've ever had with any Jehova's Witness. It could be anything.
So, Floodians, New and Old...
[u]What crazy encounters with Jehovah's Witnesses have you had? Post below![/u]
[b]This is [i]not meant to insult religion.[/i][/b]
Anyway so here's my story (literally just happened about 10 minutes ago)
My Dad and I have been fishing today and we went to one of our most-visited spots, which is a big lake. Great for Bass fishing, freshwater.
Anyway so we haven't had luck lately and a car pulls in next to ours (the lake is on the side of the highway) and two older women with a young child came onto the dock we were on (the docks were very small.)
One of the women say hello and we greet them, and she says they came to look at the lake since they'd never been here before. I didn't really talk, but as they talked to my Dad I noticed that the kid with them literally was dressed like a formal. They then hand my Dad a magazine and tell him: "You look like you love fish so here's a magazine. Take care!"
After they left I put my pole down and grabbed the magazine. The cover was a picture of a Parrot Fish, which js [i]saltwater[/i]. So I think "hm, odd" since we'd been freshwater fishing.
As soon as I open it, I notice that the cover was [i]stapled[/i] to the second page. I read this: [b]"Is Adultery sinful?"[/b] and in the corner I see "JW, Amen"
Other pages said things like "how to be healthy", "Education is a virtue"
I laughed so hard and showed my Dad, he stood there and said "Good God, they're stretching religion to fishing."
And we left. Lol
[b]We have nothing against JWs, but it was hilarious![/b]
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Knock at my door I thought great,Jovo's!! Before they could even start their bollocks I said listen "I'm a satanist,I'm into the devil" "Well,we believe in the devil as well" My reply "Not the way I do" Door swings shut.