Parody thread, all credits to Schreuf, but it has to be 1-2 minutes ago, so you cant say phone. Luckily, its the girl I like.
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>Implying a dragon has a phone For the sake of argument I'm going to use the last person I communicated with while not face to face. Hmm... My Colonel in north Germany, only half human and female, I could do worse.