..I have to win the lottery.
What's [b]ONE[/b] thing you [u]have[/u] to do before the world ends?
I'll post the most creative ones here:
[quote]learn to tame lions while skydiving
- Destroyr19[/quote]
[quote]Launch myself into space with a wheelbarrow and a stuffed tiger named Hobbes.
- dd835[/quote]
Unoriginal and overused, but still funny..
[quote]f*ck her right in the pussy
- Coninja007[/quote]
[quote]teach a llama to drive
- Michael [/quote]
[quote]Perform a top-secret mission to dump a shit-o-ton of Dino bones everywhere on Mars to confound the future space pioneers.
- Wolf Commander[/quote]
[quote]Make a wrestling porno with jack black
- The Wise [/quote]
[quote]Get lemons, make orange juice, and leave everyone wondering how the heck I did it.
- SSG ACM [/quote]
Here you go buddy
[quote]Become a part of the list of the most creative
- VoMe TrixZz[/quote]
[quote]To build a space ship to go into to space so I can begin building a large space station that I will then land on the moon and turn the thrusters upwards so I can de-orbit the moon and pummel it into Saturn so we have a moon floating around in a planet.
- xxXNIGHTBLADEXx[/quote]
[quote]Fight a bear to death and live
- Csjsharpshooter[/quote]
Am I racist for this?
[quote]Become the niğğest of niğğas
- DioBrando00[/quote]
[quote]Create my own personal genie in a laboratory to wish for the ability to pause time and fly and breathe in space, then fly to the moon, pause time, draw some weird symbols to confuse any future visitors.
- Tannr97[/quote]
[quote]Have intercourse with Kate Upton in a shopping cart with an American Flag attached rolling down a ramp going through a ring of fire over a shark tank under two fighter jets being flown by David Hasselhoff and Kevin Bacon with Darude - Sandstorm playing in the background and land in a swimming pool of nutella surrounded by classic American muscle cars with past US Presidents in them in Washington D.C. On July 4th.
-Gamer 1283454[/quote]
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Edit: Keep the creativity coming!
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Edited by Psykh: 6/22/2015 8:13:01 AMMeh nothing
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Build a DeLorean that can travel through time, go back to 1955, accidentally make my mom fall in love with me, and hook her up with my dad.
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Go to space, blow up the moon, and use its pieces to make an atomic bomb and blow up North Korea!!!!
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Edited by Cmdr Dornick: 6/21/2015 8:51:00 PM-blam!- a duck with a truck [spoiler]jk I would actually want to eat 5 most American burgers.[/spoiler]
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When pigs fly man
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kill a bear by spraying pepper spray out of my nose
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Complete destiny and maybe live long enough to gain the imortality potion
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Open Durassic Park
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I want to eat a whole wheel of cheese
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If everyone dies, but not everyone lives, and you have to live in order to die, then what happens?
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Microwave it
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Ummmmm I guess I could do with kissing this girl I like : )
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Raid activision and take and distribute the game we were supposed to get, but they instead decided it was to awesome
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Edited by Nickolie: 6/21/2015 9:38:28 AMR a p e, kill, and pillage
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Brutally murder someone who deserves it. Eh.
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Fall in love with someone.
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Get my name on a popular videogame or movie. I'm gonna major in digital design and animation. so getting a position at companies like Pixar or valvemis my dream. Tbh, I wouldn't be too disappointed if its not fulfilled. I let God lead my life so if he tells me to go some other direction its alright with me.
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Edited by Awoken tG: 6/21/2015 5:56:57 AMPurple
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Launch myself out of a barrel
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Walk in Times Square wearing secret agent clothes and sunglasses; then hand some one a briefcase locked closed and say,[quote]you know what to do[/quote] Then disappear into the crowd.
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Watch some tv
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TICKLE MY PICKLE
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Sexually identify as an attack helicopter.
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Turn super saijan.
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I sexually identify as a barnacle. So f**k a sponge
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Go to Texas. Stand in front of a church. Burn an American flag [i]and[/i] a bible, [i]while[/i] kissing my unwed black lover.