..I have to win the lottery.
What's [b]ONE[/b] thing you [u]have[/u] to do before the world ends?
I'll post the most creative ones here:
[quote]learn to tame lions while skydiving
- Destroyr19[/quote]
[quote]Launch myself into space with a wheelbarrow and a stuffed tiger named Hobbes.
- dd835[/quote]
Unoriginal and overused, but still funny..
[quote]f*ck her right in the pussy
- Coninja007[/quote]
[quote]teach a llama to drive
- Michael [/quote]
[quote]Perform a top-secret mission to dump a shit-o-ton of Dino bones everywhere on Mars to confound the future space pioneers.
- Wolf Commander[/quote]
[quote]Make a wrestling porno with jack black
- The Wise [/quote]
[quote]Get lemons, make orange juice, and leave everyone wondering how the heck I did it.
- SSG ACM [/quote]
Here you go buddy
[quote]Become a part of the list of the most creative
- VoMe TrixZz[/quote]
[quote]To build a space ship to go into to space so I can begin building a large space station that I will then land on the moon and turn the thrusters upwards so I can de-orbit the moon and pummel it into Saturn so we have a moon floating around in a planet.
- xxXNIGHTBLADEXx[/quote]
[quote]Fight a bear to death and live
- Csjsharpshooter[/quote]
Am I racist for this?
[quote]Become the niğğest of niğğas
- DioBrando00[/quote]
[quote]Create my own personal genie in a laboratory to wish for the ability to pause time and fly and breathe in space, then fly to the moon, pause time, draw some weird symbols to confuse any future visitors.
- Tannr97[/quote]
[quote]Have intercourse with Kate Upton in a shopping cart with an American Flag attached rolling down a ramp going through a ring of fire over a shark tank under two fighter jets being flown by David Hasselhoff and Kevin Bacon with Darude - Sandstorm playing in the background and land in a swimming pool of nutella surrounded by classic American muscle cars with past US Presidents in them in Washington D.C. On July 4th.
-Gamer 1283454[/quote]
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Edit: Keep the creativity coming!
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Become one with the universe
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Edited by Efrideets Thicc Thighs: 6/23/2015 2:05:42 PMBefore the world ends, I have to fall in love
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Build a Time Machine
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Have a child.
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Get Ghallarhorn
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I eat a burger
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Eat the worlds largest piece of chocolate cake
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Moonwalk my way across the world.
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Get banned from B.net at least once.
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Talk to a girl.
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I will FHRITP.
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Go into space... Oh and an icebreaker
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Hang out with my best friend, try drinking for the first time with her, then watch the world end.
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Get ghorn ? Ow wait I have six
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Get paid get laid Gatorade
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Get laid
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Become Nick Cage
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Somehow find a way to create monsters and become a witcher. Because you know. Monsters.
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Take over the world and end it sooner
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Stand in my front yard, watch the world end, then go back inside thinking: "Interesting"
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The one thing I want to do before I die is live
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Give nick cage as much funding as possible for him to play every role, including director, in a solo movie. It would be 4 hours long.
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Get ghorn
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In seriousness-explore space in some pioneering way. I have to know I did something that was remarkable, and astronomy is my thing
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Make a extremely crude and racist cartoon, and make it last as long as I can before the network is forced to cancel after the outrage of the viewers
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Edited by Psykh: 6/22/2015 8:13:01 AMMeh nothing