..I have to win the lottery.
What's [b]ONE[/b] thing you [u]have[/u] to do before the world ends?
I'll post the most creative ones here:
[quote]learn to tame lions while skydiving
- Destroyr19[/quote]
[quote]Launch myself into space with a wheelbarrow and a stuffed tiger named Hobbes.
- dd835[/quote]
Unoriginal and overused, but still funny..
[quote]f*ck her right in the pussy
- Coninja007[/quote]
[quote]teach a llama to drive
- Michael [/quote]
[quote]Perform a top-secret mission to dump a shit-o-ton of Dino bones everywhere on Mars to confound the future space pioneers.
- Wolf Commander[/quote]
[quote]Make a wrestling porno with jack black
- The Wise [/quote]
[quote]Get lemons, make orange juice, and leave everyone wondering how the heck I did it.
- SSG ACM [/quote]
Here you go buddy
[quote]Become a part of the list of the most creative
- VoMe TrixZz[/quote]
[quote]To build a space ship to go into to space so I can begin building a large space station that I will then land on the moon and turn the thrusters upwards so I can de-orbit the moon and pummel it into Saturn so we have a moon floating around in a planet.
- xxXNIGHTBLADEXx[/quote]
[quote]Fight a bear to death and live
- Csjsharpshooter[/quote]
Am I racist for this?
[quote]Become the niğğest of niğğas
- DioBrando00[/quote]
[quote]Create my own personal genie in a laboratory to wish for the ability to pause time and fly and breathe in space, then fly to the moon, pause time, draw some weird symbols to confuse any future visitors.
- Tannr97[/quote]
[quote]Have intercourse with Kate Upton in a shopping cart with an American Flag attached rolling down a ramp going through a ring of fire over a shark tank under two fighter jets being flown by David Hasselhoff and Kevin Bacon with Darude - Sandstorm playing in the background and land in a swimming pool of nutella surrounded by classic American muscle cars with past US Presidents in them in Washington D.C. On July 4th.
-Gamer 1283454[/quote]
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Edit: Keep the creativity coming!
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Become a famous youtube with more subscribers than PewDiePie.
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I will delete my Gjallahorn and my Vex Mythoclast
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[b]B[/b]itch please, I'm gonna end the world before the world ends. Too much stupidity here, anyway.
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One thing... hmmmm.... I would wanna fly a plane underwater and keep jumping out like a dolphin
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Go parachuting from on the outermost layer of the atmosphere into another plane, and then jump out of that plane into the mouth of a great whale where I would meet Jonah and go on a heartwarming adventure involving jackhammers and the left arm of a teddy bear.
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Ride on a pig and go off into the sunset
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Take Luke smith and use him as a living cushion after my free fall from Everest
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Make a woman squirt.
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Play fallout 4
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Touch someones boobies
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Meet someone
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Find crush. Bang crush.
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See Chuck Norris
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Ima do this https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ONT7DTPy0Zc
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Ride off into the sunset while eating bacon, riding a dolphin with narwhal horns as legs, while at the same time juggling flaming hotdogs and killing zombie rabbits with a rainbow sword and a boxing glove mini gun.
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Kill some zombies
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Find wolves and teach them how to wield swords using their mouth, and then create a potion that will make the sword and wolf larger than a normal human being. [spoiler]Anyone get that referance? :D[/spoiler]
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Microwave it
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-blam!- u mum
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...Be in an 0rgy
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Kiss a female
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Make a musical porno.
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Fake my own death.
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Make lemon aid into lemons
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Travel to the restaurant at the end of the world
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Become one with the universe