..I have to win the lottery.
What's [b]ONE[/b] thing you [u]have[/u] to do before the world ends?
I'll post the most creative ones here:
[quote]learn to tame lions while skydiving
- Destroyr19[/quote]
[quote]Launch myself into space with a wheelbarrow and a stuffed tiger named Hobbes.
- dd835[/quote]
Unoriginal and overused, but still funny..
[quote]f*ck her right in the pussy
- Coninja007[/quote]
[quote]teach a llama to drive
- Michael [/quote]
[quote]Perform a top-secret mission to dump a shit-o-ton of Dino bones everywhere on Mars to confound the future space pioneers.
- Wolf Commander[/quote]
[quote]Make a wrestling porno with jack black
- The Wise [/quote]
[quote]Get lemons, make orange juice, and leave everyone wondering how the heck I did it.
- SSG ACM [/quote]
Here you go buddy
[quote]Become a part of the list of the most creative
- VoMe TrixZz[/quote]
[quote]To build a space ship to go into to space so I can begin building a large space station that I will then land on the moon and turn the thrusters upwards so I can de-orbit the moon and pummel it into Saturn so we have a moon floating around in a planet.
- xxXNIGHTBLADEXx[/quote]
[quote]Fight a bear to death and live
- Csjsharpshooter[/quote]
Am I racist for this?
[quote]Become the niğğest of niğğas
- DioBrando00[/quote]
[quote]Create my own personal genie in a laboratory to wish for the ability to pause time and fly and breathe in space, then fly to the moon, pause time, draw some weird symbols to confuse any future visitors.
- Tannr97[/quote]
[quote]Have intercourse with Kate Upton in a shopping cart with an American Flag attached rolling down a ramp going through a ring of fire over a shark tank under two fighter jets being flown by David Hasselhoff and Kevin Bacon with Darude - Sandstorm playing in the background and land in a swimming pool of nutella surrounded by classic American muscle cars with past US Presidents in them in Washington D.C. On July 4th.
-Gamer 1283454[/quote]
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Edit: Keep the creativity coming!
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Edited by Zombarney: 7/4/2015 11:33:31 PMEpyt ot nrael [spoiler]read it differently[/spoiler]
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Go skydiving naked in my 80s into a crowd of people.
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Learn how to make a virtual game come to life
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Culturalist not racist
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Wear a Brotherhood of Steel set of Power Armor
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Edited by Bravo: 7/5/2015 5:29:40 AMMake a helicopter out of a fan and a bathtub
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Get proved wrong that time travel cannot exist.
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AN EMPIRE FOR YOOOOUUUUU
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Go up to batman wearing his suit and say I'm batman then steal the batmobile crash it and blame batman
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Your world will end before you do.
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Destroy McDonalds with a stuffed penguin that's explosive.
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Changed my mind, I just want the world to see this before it ends!
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Edited by Homey: 7/4/2015 11:55:27 PMProve that OP isn't fgt
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Risk tearing apart space and time to get with a girl I -blam!-ed up trying to get the first time. Project almanac anyone??
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Become the first ever OP that is not fgt.
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I would like to just breath... One... More...
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-blam!- my Ex xD
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Jump off of Freedom Tower w/ a self-designed Nokia suit and live
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Marry a computer
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Murder 50 people and -blam!- their wives
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Buy a LIGER. (That's a mix of a Lion and a Tiger) I've already convinced my gf, now it's just a Money issue.
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Edited by Edible Tree: 6/25/2015 6:02:07 PMPurple. PURPLE. PURPLE! PURPLE!!! blue.
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Create my own personal genie in a laboratory to wish for the ability to pause time and fly and breathe in space, then fly to the moon, pause time, draw some weird symbols to confuse any future visitors.
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Say "Aloh akbar" infront of the president of the USA, and live to tell the tale.
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Become a famous youtube with more subscribers than PewDiePie.