..I have to win the lottery.
What's [b]ONE[/b] thing you [u]have[/u] to do before the world ends?
I'll post the most creative ones here:
[quote]learn to tame lions while skydiving
- Destroyr19[/quote]
[quote]Launch myself into space with a wheelbarrow and a stuffed tiger named Hobbes.
- dd835[/quote]
Unoriginal and overused, but still funny..
[quote]f*ck her right in the pussy
- Coninja007[/quote]
[quote]teach a llama to drive
- Michael [/quote]
[quote]Perform a top-secret mission to dump a shit-o-ton of Dino bones everywhere on Mars to confound the future space pioneers.
- Wolf Commander[/quote]
[quote]Make a wrestling porno with jack black
- The Wise [/quote]
[quote]Get lemons, make orange juice, and leave everyone wondering how the heck I did it.
- SSG ACM [/quote]
Here you go buddy
[quote]Become a part of the list of the most creative
- VoMe TrixZz[/quote]
[quote]To build a space ship to go into to space so I can begin building a large space station that I will then land on the moon and turn the thrusters upwards so I can de-orbit the moon and pummel it into Saturn so we have a moon floating around in a planet.
- xxXNIGHTBLADEXx[/quote]
[quote]Fight a bear to death and live
- Csjsharpshooter[/quote]
Am I racist for this?
[quote]Become the niğğest of niğğas
- DioBrando00[/quote]
[quote]Create my own personal genie in a laboratory to wish for the ability to pause time and fly and breathe in space, then fly to the moon, pause time, draw some weird symbols to confuse any future visitors.
- Tannr97[/quote]
[quote]Have intercourse with Kate Upton in a shopping cart with an American Flag attached rolling down a ramp going through a ring of fire over a shark tank under two fighter jets being flown by David Hasselhoff and Kevin Bacon with Darude - Sandstorm playing in the background and land in a swimming pool of nutella surrounded by classic American muscle cars with past US Presidents in them in Washington D.C. On July 4th.
-Gamer 1283454[/quote]
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Edit: Keep the creativity coming!
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Murder someone in the most comical way imaginable
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Corrupt the government with internet memes
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Get Nutella licked off of my ass
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Before the world ends, I want to check my privilege.
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This is not your grave, but you are welcome in it
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I Wanna dollar [spoiler]with a lenny face on it[/spoiler]
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Steal the declaration of independence
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This... Is the way world ends.
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Edited by superben1234566: 7/5/2015 12:55:58 PMBecome a billionaire use all my money on lottery tickets then don't win the lottery become a hobo that plays guitar like a boss become rich again then give all away to a charity to become famous then die
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Sleep on a bed made of Morgan Freeman's voice.
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[spoiler]get a girlfriend [/spoiler]
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Edited by Asriel Memurr: 7/5/2015 10:48:30 AMRaise an army of spooky scary skeletons and make them shiver down everyone's spine. Then make them sorry for the skeletons because they're so misunderstood, they only want to socialize(but I don't think they should). [spoiler]Also to learn how to parry in dark souls 2 and backstab a filthy hexer when he/she is using climax[/spoiler]
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Bone my grillfriend.... Longdlckstyle
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At this Point in my lifetime as a semi socially awkward 17 year old, kiss a girl.
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Edited by Nova 0w0: 7/5/2015 8:51:05 AMGo to Paris
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Melt steal beams with jet fuel.
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Get into an argument with Shia LaBeouf about why I should procrastinate on things.
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Well I've been keeping my Virginity pretty secure these Past years. Maybe before I die, I'll give it away?
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Build a time machine and make sure Al Gor wins that -blam!-ing election
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Rick Roll my friend in the most creative way.
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Beat Halo 2 on Legendary
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EAT A MARSHMALLOW
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Find the girl of my dreams and as the day is ending, go to her, hug her and whisper, "if I can't have you, nobody can" then murder her in cold blood. Then proceed to die in peace, knowing my dream girl won't be taken by some slob.
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Edited by JugernautYheti: 7/5/2015 7:56:06 AMStand up, stick my feet ip the ass of two individual badgers and use them as slippers, get naked, walk into the living room, flip off my mom, and then proceed to break orbit and go to my home planet on Uranus.
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I have to git gud. [spoiler]I don't know why, but I feel like you got the idea for this thread from the Lollapalooza scene in Project Almanac...[/spoiler]
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Edited by Zombarney: 7/4/2015 11:33:31 PMEpyt ot nrael [spoiler]read it differently[/spoiler]