..I have to win the lottery.
What's [b]ONE[/b] thing you [u]have[/u] to do before the world ends?
I'll post the most creative ones here:
[quote]learn to tame lions while skydiving
- Destroyr19[/quote]
[quote]Launch myself into space with a wheelbarrow and a stuffed tiger named Hobbes.
- dd835[/quote]
Unoriginal and overused, but still funny..
[quote]f*ck her right in the pussy
- Coninja007[/quote]
[quote]teach a llama to drive
- Michael [/quote]
[quote]Perform a top-secret mission to dump a shit-o-ton of Dino bones everywhere on Mars to confound the future space pioneers.
- Wolf Commander[/quote]
[quote]Make a wrestling porno with jack black
- The Wise [/quote]
[quote]Get lemons, make orange juice, and leave everyone wondering how the heck I did it.
- SSG ACM [/quote]
Here you go buddy
[quote]Become a part of the list of the most creative
- VoMe TrixZz[/quote]
[quote]To build a space ship to go into to space so I can begin building a large space station that I will then land on the moon and turn the thrusters upwards so I can de-orbit the moon and pummel it into Saturn so we have a moon floating around in a planet.
- xxXNIGHTBLADEXx[/quote]
[quote]Fight a bear to death and live
- Csjsharpshooter[/quote]
Am I racist for this?
[quote]Become the niğğest of niğğas
- DioBrando00[/quote]
[quote]Create my own personal genie in a laboratory to wish for the ability to pause time and fly and breathe in space, then fly to the moon, pause time, draw some weird symbols to confuse any future visitors.
- Tannr97[/quote]
[quote]Have intercourse with Kate Upton in a shopping cart with an American Flag attached rolling down a ramp going through a ring of fire over a shark tank under two fighter jets being flown by David Hasselhoff and Kevin Bacon with Darude - Sandstorm playing in the background and land in a swimming pool of nutella surrounded by classic American muscle cars with past US Presidents in them in Washington D.C. On July 4th.
-Gamer 1283454[/quote]
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Edit: Keep the creativity coming!
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Build a space bridge and flee to cybertron. Specifically kaon
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Get laid
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Have a lake full of chocolate milk
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Eat cheese, tame a lion,binge watching walking dead, doing all of this in space
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Build a robot out of chocolate.
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Prove to the world that the moon is made of cheese
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Travel around the world
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Break into Bethesda hq and play fallout 4
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Bungee jump off of the bungie headquarters with deej and a cat
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Edited by Vigur6872: 7/5/2015 9:26:07 PMPlay an adult visual novel ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Make the greatest your mom joke evah
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Go to Disney.com without my parents permission
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Suck my own d***
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Edited by Apollo: 6/17/2015 1:01:46 PMFly a spaceship named moon and orbit the moon so i can moon the moon on my moon
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I get ghorn and I fly out if this galaxy to unknown worlds
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Makes sure the Queen of England says "I lost the game" on national TV.
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Edited by Sid_098: 7/5/2015 6:42:36 PMBurn Deej and all of his lies and empty promises at the stake.
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Build a man cave underground bunker.
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Dive into a pool full of Nutella
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Eat cows tongue
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Buy KFC and live there
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Ride a llama while fighting ISIS, while slurping a weed flavored smoothy.
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Edited by wesbot8: 7/5/2015 3:00:25 PMHave this quoted by at least ten people Edit: I can die easy now
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Get fallout 4 and buy my own Xbox bunker and fill it with coke, herb, dabs and two big booty bitches. Maybe 3.
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fallout 4
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Murder someone in the most comical way imaginable