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Edited by LashaMerc:
7/18/2015 8:34:49 PM
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BEFORE THE WORLD ENDS...
..I have to win the lottery.
What's [b]ONE[/b] thing you [u]have[/u] to do before the world ends?
I'll post the most creative ones here:
[quote]learn to tame lions while skydiving
- Destroyr19[/quote]
[quote]Launch myself into space with a wheelbarrow and a stuffed tiger named Hobbes.
- dd835[/quote]
Unoriginal and overused, but still funny..
[quote]f*ck her right in the pussy
- Coninja007[/quote]
[quote]teach a llama to drive
- Michael [/quote]
[quote]Perform a top-secret mission to dump a shit-o-ton of Dino bones everywhere on Mars to confound the future space pioneers.
- Wolf Commander[/quote]
[quote]Make a wrestling porno with jack black
- The Wise [/quote]
[quote]Get lemons, make orange juice, and leave everyone wondering how the heck I did it.
- SSG ACM [/quote]
Here you go buddy
[quote]Become a part of the list of the most creative
- VoMe TrixZz[/quote]
[quote]To build a space ship to go into to space so I can begin building a large space station that I will then land on the moon and turn the thrusters upwards so I can de-orbit the moon and pummel it into Saturn so we have a moon floating around in a planet.
- xxXNIGHTBLADEXx[/quote]
[quote]Fight a bear to death and live
- Csjsharpshooter[/quote]
Am I racist for this?
[quote]Become the niğğest of niğğas
- DioBrando00[/quote]
[quote]Create my own personal genie in a laboratory to wish for the ability to pause time and fly and breathe in space, then fly to the moon, pause time, draw some weird symbols to confuse any future visitors.
- Tannr97[/quote]
[quote]Have intercourse with Kate Upton in a shopping cart with an American Flag attached rolling down a ramp going through a ring of fire over a shark tank under two fighter jets being flown by David Hasselhoff and Kevin Bacon with Darude - Sandstorm playing in the background and land in a swimming pool of nutella surrounded by classic American muscle cars with past US Presidents in them in Washington D.C. On July 4th.
-Gamer 1283454[/quote]
Edit: We're trending! Make sure to like this post so everyone can comment!
Edit: Keep the creativity coming!
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Ask my crush out...
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Travel through time. But I've already done that, so the next thing on my bucket list is to wreck NoiselessPurse.
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Ascend to Spongebobs domain
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Get da booty
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Fallout irl
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Find a way to stop the world from ending
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Watch my kids grow. That's the only reason I live. [spoiler]until they leave my damn house than I get my wife to my self. Only 18 more years. And counting [/spoiler]
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1 ReplyBe naked while going down Mt. Fuji while eating Doritos and Mtn. Dew, land in a pool filled with dolphins and ride them to Atlantis and meet Poseidon, steal his staff and stab him in the face with Doritos and flood the world with the staff and endlessly ride dolphins around the world.
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Fart in every state
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1 ReplyDrink.... All the alcohols
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1 ReplyListen to the Warthog song from RvB on an infinite loop.
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Drink bear grylls' piss in nature
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Murder as many people as i can. I will play real life gun-game (from CoD) but with knives
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I know Get magic powers from a Shooting Star[spoiler]Which was actually just a Boeing 737 that was crashing[/spoiler] With those powers, I gain Extreme Telekinesis I also gain immunity to the Vacuum of Space, and I can fly I fly into space, And travel to the Asteroid Belt I use my extreme telekinesis to mash all those meteors together, Creating a large Moon, with A Crust, Mantle,Inner Core, Outer Core and Core I then Make a Planet from those rocks, in seven days First, I create an Atmosphere Next, I create The Oceans, Then, I divide the Lands in seven Continents, looking the same on Earth After that, I create Bacteria, that later creates Plant life, Grass, trees, flowers, Algie, and all sorts of plants Soon after, I make Animals, Lions, House Cats, Sharks, A Saarlack Pit, and an eagle, and every animal, Even a Raptor Then, I make Weather, Clouds, storms, And Tornados Now, I put in Temperatures, Tectonic Plates, and make the Planet livable. I then use my telekinesis to float the Planet to Earth, I save anyone I care about, Family, friends, And All of Bungie, even the ones that went to Microsoft, I then, Let Earth die Then Put Earth 2.0 in old Earths Place, And re-populate the Planet.
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Commit mass genocide [spoiler]with a spoon[/spoiler]
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Place the money somewhere and burn it... Watch it burn and soon the Earth.
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Jump out of an airplane with an American Flag parachute with Michael Bay explosions in the background as the plane blows up and I land on the white house lawn. Pull out duel rpgs as an army of zombies come shambling towards me.
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360 no-scope a person with a Nerf gun while 420ing
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1 ReplyThe last one is amazing
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Have the biggest Orgy with every sexy pornstar or Save the World
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End the world
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1 ReplyBe able to honestly tell them the song they're listening to is "Sandstorm," by Darude.
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SKYDIVE OFF THE BURJ KHALIFA.
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Throw legos all over the streets
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1 ReplyKeep my virginity.
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Build shit and crap buildings...somehow
