..I have to win the lottery.
What's [b]ONE[/b] thing you [u]have[/u] to do before the world ends?
I'll post the most creative ones here:
[quote]learn to tame lions while skydiving
- Destroyr19[/quote]
[quote]Launch myself into space with a wheelbarrow and a stuffed tiger named Hobbes.
- dd835[/quote]
Unoriginal and overused, but still funny..
[quote]f*ck her right in the pussy
- Coninja007[/quote]
[quote]teach a llama to drive
- Michael [/quote]
[quote]Perform a top-secret mission to dump a shit-o-ton of Dino bones everywhere on Mars to confound the future space pioneers.
- Wolf Commander[/quote]
[quote]Make a wrestling porno with jack black
- The Wise [/quote]
[quote]Get lemons, make orange juice, and leave everyone wondering how the heck I did it.
- SSG ACM [/quote]
Here you go buddy
[quote]Become a part of the list of the most creative
- VoMe TrixZz[/quote]
[quote]To build a space ship to go into to space so I can begin building a large space station that I will then land on the moon and turn the thrusters upwards so I can de-orbit the moon and pummel it into Saturn so we have a moon floating around in a planet.
- xxXNIGHTBLADEXx[/quote]
[quote]Fight a bear to death and live
- Csjsharpshooter[/quote]
Am I racist for this?
[quote]Become the niğğest of niğğas
- DioBrando00[/quote]
[quote]Create my own personal genie in a laboratory to wish for the ability to pause time and fly and breathe in space, then fly to the moon, pause time, draw some weird symbols to confuse any future visitors.
- Tannr97[/quote]
[quote]Have intercourse with Kate Upton in a shopping cart with an American Flag attached rolling down a ramp going through a ring of fire over a shark tank under two fighter jets being flown by David Hasselhoff and Kevin Bacon with Darude - Sandstorm playing in the background and land in a swimming pool of nutella surrounded by classic American muscle cars with past US Presidents in them in Washington D.C. On July 4th.
-Gamer 1283454[/quote]
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Edit: Keep the creativity coming!
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Sleep in then play Destiny wit may bros In my top secret underground bunker
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Your mom... Again
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Master my arcane powers
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do an i versed backflip with a candle up my ass whilst i eat a cake filled with your tears of justice
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Take it over and re-establish dragons as the dominant race.
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Play Half Life 3
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Give Deej a high five
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Discover how many licks it takes to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop.
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Play fallout 4 on a binge for weeks
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I must learn to even
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Find a way to anal myself
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Have sex with a lot of Italian and Austrailian guys Travel the world Go deep sea diving Ride a cheetah Get stung by a stingray See the bottom of the Mariana trench I want to die by jumping out of an airplane no parachute :D
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Edited by Angelopo7: 6/17/2015 9:29:06 AMGrab some hot girl's boobs and -blam!- her. [quote]I don't plan on dying a virgin[/quote]
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I would make a miracle Like event happen near a group of religious fanatics stating "this is your fault"
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I want to poop out of a plane and race it to the ground
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Let's all be serious Guys: -blam!- any and every girl they want to! Woman: buy everything!!
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Kill all the cringe-worthy youtubers such as Pew-just die-pie Anyone who plays minecraft and is over the age of 8 DPJ More console Anybody with a neckbeard that refuses to shave
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Believe that it is butter
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Smoke weed Er dey tell De earth xploud in mil pieces
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Let me 100 percent fallout 4
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Melt steel beams with jet fuel
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Watch the world end. [spoiler]WAIT A MINUTE.[/spoiler]
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take a rubber-band, stretch it out as long as possible, shoot it, and see if I can get it to go farther than 2 inches like normal.
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To find the Monado and use it to kill Mechons.