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Edited by LashaMerc:
7/18/2015 8:34:49 PM
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BEFORE THE WORLD ENDS...
..I have to win the lottery.
What's [b]ONE[/b] thing you [u]have[/u] to do before the world ends?
I'll post the most creative ones here:
[quote]learn to tame lions while skydiving
- Destroyr19[/quote]
[quote]Launch myself into space with a wheelbarrow and a stuffed tiger named Hobbes.
- dd835[/quote]
Unoriginal and overused, but still funny..
[quote]f*ck her right in the pussy
- Coninja007[/quote]
[quote]teach a llama to drive
- Michael [/quote]
[quote]Perform a top-secret mission to dump a shit-o-ton of Dino bones everywhere on Mars to confound the future space pioneers.
- Wolf Commander[/quote]
[quote]Make a wrestling porno with jack black
- The Wise [/quote]
[quote]Get lemons, make orange juice, and leave everyone wondering how the heck I did it.
- SSG ACM [/quote]
Here you go buddy
[quote]Become a part of the list of the most creative
- VoMe TrixZz[/quote]
[quote]To build a space ship to go into to space so I can begin building a large space station that I will then land on the moon and turn the thrusters upwards so I can de-orbit the moon and pummel it into Saturn so we have a moon floating around in a planet.
- xxXNIGHTBLADEXx[/quote]
[quote]Fight a bear to death and live
- Csjsharpshooter[/quote]
Am I racist for this?
[quote]Become the niğğest of niğğas
- DioBrando00[/quote]
[quote]Create my own personal genie in a laboratory to wish for the ability to pause time and fly and breathe in space, then fly to the moon, pause time, draw some weird symbols to confuse any future visitors.
- Tannr97[/quote]
[quote]Have intercourse with Kate Upton in a shopping cart with an American Flag attached rolling down a ramp going through a ring of fire over a shark tank under two fighter jets being flown by David Hasselhoff and Kevin Bacon with Darude - Sandstorm playing in the background and land in a swimming pool of nutella surrounded by classic American muscle cars with past US Presidents in them in Washington D.C. On July 4th.
-Gamer 1283454[/quote]
Edit: We're trending! Make sure to like this post so everyone can comment!
Edit: Keep the creativity coming!
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2 RepliesGo to Texas. Stand in front of a church. Burn an American flag [i]and[/i] a bible, [i]while[/i] kissing my unwed black lover.
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Learn how to park in reverse while driving forward up the side of a building made of cookies falling out of the sky.
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Edited by Killer Keemstar: 6/21/2015 2:37:48 AMEat topkek
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2 RepliesEdited by Day Tripper 98: 6/21/2015 2:18:59 AMKill all the people who were douchey to me in junior high.
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1 ReplyGet laid
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Ride a motorcycle off the earths orbit, parachute into a pool, interrupt a family reunion, and steal the hot dogs and burgers while yelling "MINE NOW BITCHES"
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Eat tacos while flying on the back of a giant whale while it does the whip and dive bombs Putin's house at midnight.
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Get a drill so I can see if there's anything in an idiots brain... I think x-Rays are lying to us.
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Play the package drop wile eating a banana bread with my mom and dad wile ridding a flooble on the way to the Grand Canyon.
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Edited by VII: 6/21/2015 1:01:01 AMGet married and have a kid, and raise him/her well.
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Attempt to make contact with alien races.
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>Wear a shark suit and herd a bunch of women away from a nude beach into the open ocean, then change into a suit and 'welcome' them onto my boat. >??? >profit
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Kill everyone so the world doesn't end
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Your mum
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Claim Iowa as an independent country, it's be very funny for a while.
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2 RepliesUncover the story behind destiny
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Slap a gril in the arse
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Thirsty?maybe(insert Lenny face)
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Get a gf
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To actually do something important in life that will make a difference
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Talk to the girls that i liked all last year but never talked to
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Meet the two friends I met online irl
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1 ReplyMake a million $ painting using Mspaint
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Lead my brethren to triumph over the human race.
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Eat turtle duck soup while -blam!-ing her right in the pussy on Tuesday while flying with banana wings
