..I have to win the lottery.
What's [b]ONE[/b] thing you [u]have[/u] to do before the world ends?
I'll post the most creative ones here:
[quote]learn to tame lions while skydiving
- Destroyr19[/quote]
[quote]Launch myself into space with a wheelbarrow and a stuffed tiger named Hobbes.
- dd835[/quote]
Unoriginal and overused, but still funny..
[quote]f*ck her right in the pussy
- Coninja007[/quote]
[quote]teach a llama to drive
- Michael [/quote]
[quote]Perform a top-secret mission to dump a shit-o-ton of Dino bones everywhere on Mars to confound the future space pioneers.
- Wolf Commander[/quote]
[quote]Make a wrestling porno with jack black
- The Wise [/quote]
[quote]Get lemons, make orange juice, and leave everyone wondering how the heck I did it.
- SSG ACM [/quote]
Here you go buddy
[quote]Become a part of the list of the most creative
- VoMe TrixZz[/quote]
[quote]To build a space ship to go into to space so I can begin building a large space station that I will then land on the moon and turn the thrusters upwards so I can de-orbit the moon and pummel it into Saturn so we have a moon floating around in a planet.
- xxXNIGHTBLADEXx[/quote]
[quote]Fight a bear to death and live
- Csjsharpshooter[/quote]
Am I racist for this?
[quote]Become the niğğest of niğğas
- DioBrando00[/quote]
[quote]Create my own personal genie in a laboratory to wish for the ability to pause time and fly and breathe in space, then fly to the moon, pause time, draw some weird symbols to confuse any future visitors.
- Tannr97[/quote]
[quote]Have intercourse with Kate Upton in a shopping cart with an American Flag attached rolling down a ramp going through a ring of fire over a shark tank under two fighter jets being flown by David Hasselhoff and Kevin Bacon with Darude - Sandstorm playing in the background and land in a swimming pool of nutella surrounded by classic American muscle cars with past US Presidents in them in Washington D.C. On July 4th.
-Gamer 1283454[/quote]
Edit: We're trending! Make sure to like this post so everyone can comment!
Edit: Keep the creativity coming!
-
700th post?
-
Live through the apocalypse- #Fallout But seriously, it would be good. Idiocy would be eradicated... Everyone would have quick and painless deaths (except the idiots dumb enough to walk into radiation storms)... We would have advanced technology and the ability to start anew.
-
Surf on a great white sharks back :)
-
Lick a hazmat truck
-
EAT ALL THE NUTELLA
-
Go "Airsofting" at Walmart.
-
Play paintball in Costco [spoiler]we've all wanted to do this...[/spoiler]
-
Make a human my pet.
-
Before the world ends, I have to find the one girl who makes me feel special
-
Get good
-
Prove to the world that strawberry milk is better than chocolate
-
>Grab Nerf gun >Go to ISIS territory >Go down in a blaze of glory
-
Re-dye my shit to the color white, then put it in a sour cream plastic jar, and repeat. Then sell it world-wide.
-
Have intercourse with Kate Upton in a shopping cart with an American Flag attached rolling down a ramp going through a ring of fire over a shark tank under two fighter jets being flown by David Hasselhoff and Kevin Bacon with Darude - Sandstorm playing in the background and land in a swimming pool of nutella surrounded by classic American muscle cars with past US Presidents in them in Washington D.C. On July 4th.
-
Make out with Emma watson
-
Admit I did 9/11... I mean ummmm, how are you today?
-
Go to Shell City
-
Make a lion my girlfriend [spoiler]so she chews who just come in my way[/spoiler]
-
Bake and eat diamonds so I can be glamorous of what's inside my stomach
-
steal yo girl
-
The world would end before you would win the lottery, OP.
-
Be a good person.
-
Have a girlfriend
-
Fart while having sexx on a plane to Mars😎😎
-
just watch the world burn
-
Ask my crush out...