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Edited by LashaMerc:
7/18/2015 8:34:49 PM
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BEFORE THE WORLD ENDS...
..I have to win the lottery.
What's [b]ONE[/b] thing you [u]have[/u] to do before the world ends?
I'll post the most creative ones here:
[quote]learn to tame lions while skydiving
- Destroyr19[/quote]
[quote]Launch myself into space with a wheelbarrow and a stuffed tiger named Hobbes.
- dd835[/quote]
Unoriginal and overused, but still funny..
[quote]f*ck her right in the pussy
- Coninja007[/quote]
[quote]teach a llama to drive
- Michael [/quote]
[quote]Perform a top-secret mission to dump a shit-o-ton of Dino bones everywhere on Mars to confound the future space pioneers.
- Wolf Commander[/quote]
[quote]Make a wrestling porno with jack black
- The Wise [/quote]
[quote]Get lemons, make orange juice, and leave everyone wondering how the heck I did it.
- SSG ACM [/quote]
Here you go buddy
[quote]Become a part of the list of the most creative
- VoMe TrixZz[/quote]
[quote]To build a space ship to go into to space so I can begin building a large space station that I will then land on the moon and turn the thrusters upwards so I can de-orbit the moon and pummel it into Saturn so we have a moon floating around in a planet.
- xxXNIGHTBLADEXx[/quote]
[quote]Fight a bear to death and live
- Csjsharpshooter[/quote]
Am I racist for this?
[quote]Become the niğğest of niğğas
- DioBrando00[/quote]
[quote]Create my own personal genie in a laboratory to wish for the ability to pause time and fly and breathe in space, then fly to the moon, pause time, draw some weird symbols to confuse any future visitors.
- Tannr97[/quote]
[quote]Have intercourse with Kate Upton in a shopping cart with an American Flag attached rolling down a ramp going through a ring of fire over a shark tank under two fighter jets being flown by David Hasselhoff and Kevin Bacon with Darude - Sandstorm playing in the background and land in a swimming pool of nutella surrounded by classic American muscle cars with past US Presidents in them in Washington D.C. On July 4th.
-Gamer 1283454[/quote]
Edit: We're trending! Make sure to like this post so everyone can comment!
Edit: Keep the creativity coming!
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Trump
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Fire a barret 50.cal Thats one out of hundredslol
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Deej will become my personal pegboi
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Edited by Iceisaperson: 8/19/2015 1:27:42 AMTeach thirsty hoes how to grab a water bottle and open it
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Wait for the fall of humanity, go to Germany wait for a few hundred years behind a large stone wall until a Titan emerges, befriend a wimp, watch my mother get eaten, meet a horse, join the survey core, kill a Titan and then die happy.
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Die after sex...can't kill me if I'm already dead and if there is a heavan and I somehow end up there I get to say "after I finished I just offed myself and I was like nahh you ain't getting me world"
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I would run down the street, free ballin 'n shit
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1 ReplyOne word. Illuminati.
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The day the world ends is the day Morgan Freeman dies. Period.
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2 RepliesTo suck my own dick
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Beat bloodborne on ng+1000
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Beat Pokemon Fire Red. Then my life would be complete
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Edited by xXEpicGoku74Xx: 8/17/2015 6:57:03 PMSet foot on every continent and go to space. 3 continents down 4 to go also to have many kids with a lovely wife
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Keep a girlfriend
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1v1 a tyrannosaurus irl while riding an immortal zombie Abraham Lincoln, then after I slay the mighty beast I shall go out into space on the USS Enterprise and team up with Battlestar Galactica to fight the death star in an epic space battle... [spoiler]or, you know eat a pizza[/spoiler]
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Something I have should've done a long time ago... [i]...make lemonade that life gave me.[/i]
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Comprehend what type of animal a snooki is...
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Edited by Bugatti Boy: 8/12/2015 3:40:14 AMId divide by 0, moments before the world would end. Because I divided by 0...
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Throat punch Kanye West
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To look Darth Vader right in the eye and say: Vader, I AM YOUR FATHER
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Go to space
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End the world
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1 ReplyConquer new Eden for my glorious empire.
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Try to make myself useful
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1 Reply700th post?
