Describe what it is.
FatherlyNick is a line of men perfume that is only sold during winter. The tagline is: [I]"Who's your daddy?"[/I]
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Do YOU, kind citizen, like butter? But is it too hard for you to spread on your bread? Well I have the solution for you! Introducing: SemisolidButter! Butter that is somewhat solid but spreads like peanut butter! Perfect for the elderly! Lazy Or incompetent! Buy now you lazy bastards!